Original: LA fire survivors set to lose case managers as California and FEMA's standoff drags on
PBS NewsHour Politics
19m ago
Edition · 8:00 PM UTC
Friday, October 16, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: New York Democrats want parking lot owners to ban ICE from their properties
ABC News Politics
1h ago
Original: Broncos survive brutal 6-game stretch thanks to the defense but Bo Nix is mired in a worsening slump
ABC News Politics
1h ago
Original: Katie Zacharia is 'transitioning out' as press secretary, White House says
NPR Politics
1h ago
Original: Trump casts doubt on press secretary Katie Zacharia's future
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Porsche’s electric Macan Turbo is an automotive existential crisis
TechCrunch
23m ago
Original: Why Apple is finally making its own smart home devices
The Verge
1h ago
Original: Chicago-Area Cops Helped HSI Spy on Minnesota Anti-ICE Activists
Wired
1h ago
Original: India becomes the latest country to report rogue AI agent activity
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: RFK Jr. proposes FDA look the other way on unproven peptides, report says
Ars Technica
2h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Brazilian Amazon deforestation falls to lowest on record as pivotal vote looms
The Guardian World
25m ago
Original: Trump rallies in Georgia as new White House press secretary is fired after five days on the job - live
The Guardian World
27m ago
Original: Trump denies limiting Ukraine access to Starlink network
BBC World
29m ago
Original: Katie Zacharia fired after five days as White House press secretary
The Guardian World
33m ago
Original: Can diplomacy resolve longstanding Ethiopia-Eritrea differences?
Al Jazeera
44m ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Are we spending our retirement money in the right order? Our plan is: Social Security, annuities, cash — then IRA.
MarketWatch
17m ago
Original: Your Social Security check will rise an average of $75 a month — will it be able to keep up with inflation?
MarketWatch
18m ago
Original: Did this year’s COLA beat inflation? Here’s how spending by American seniors stacks up so far in 2026.
MarketWatch
18m ago
Original: The COLA wars are coming for Social Security
MarketWatch
18m ago
Original: Microsoft wants to make AI cheaper. Will investors actually see the savings?
MarketWatch
28m ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: 7 Movies That Were Finished By a Second Director: From ‘Justice League’ to ‘Spartacus’
Variety
13m ago
Original: New York’s Plaza Hotel to Close in 2027 for at Least Four Years
Hollywood Reporter
15m ago
Original: ‘True Detective’ Season 5: Antonio Banderas Joins Nicolas Cage as Series Set to Film in 2027
Variety
33m ago
Original: ‘True Detective’ Season 5 Officially Casts Nicolas Cage — and Antonio Banderas
Hollywood Reporter
33m ago
Original: Selma Blair’s Rep Speaks Out After Actress’ Arrest and Plane Incident: ‘Selma Did Not Intend to Harm Anyone’
Variety
47m ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: NBA intel: KAT's next deal, expansion's next steps -- and why rival teams are watching Orlando
ESPN
3m ago
Original: Jimmy Butler's mission to return to the Warriors: 'I felt I let them down'
ESPN
3m ago
Original: Dubois and Wardley at career-heaviest for rematch
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: NFL: Odds, spreads, totals and FPI predictions
ESPN
1h ago
Original: College football: Two bets stand out, including one on Jeremiah Smith
ESPN
1h ago