Original: New York Democrats want parking lot owners to ban ICE from their properties
ABC News Politics
1h ago
Edition · 7:00 PM UTC
Friday, October 16, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Broncos survive brutal 6-game stretch thanks to the defense but Bo Nix is mired in a worsening slump
ABC News Politics
1h ago
Original: Katie Zacharia is 'transitioning out' as press secretary, White House says
NPR Politics
1h ago
Original: Trump casts doubt on press secretary Katie Zacharia's future
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Original: Trump wants the midterms to be all about him. Based on Democrats' ads, they are happy to oblige
PBS NewsHour Politics
3h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Why Apple is finally making its own smart home devices
The Verge
1h ago
Original: Chicago-Area Cops Helped HSI Spy on Minnesota Anti-ICE Activists
Wired
1h ago
Original: India becomes the latest country to report rogue AI agent activity
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: RFK Jr. proposes FDA look the other way on unproven peptides, report says
Ars Technica
2h ago
Original: Here’s Exactly How Tesla Made Its New 230-Mph Car ‘Fly’
Wired
3h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Katie Zacharia fired just days after starting role as Trump’s press secretary - live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Case against Leon Black dismissed after plaintiff said she was ‘medically incapable of continuing’
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Police search for clues to deadly shooting at Oregon elementary school
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: UK PM adviser’s wife expresses ‘support’ for Palestine Action
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: How Iran messaging highlights cost of war ahead of US midterm elections
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: AI investors have woken up to the bond market’s warning signs
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Could an Anthropic IPO put your 401(k) at risk? The AI safety debate hits a new dimension.
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: ‘I like the idea of a big return’: My financial adviser wants me to invest $350,000 in a UAE data center. Is this risky?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: I’m 64 with two sons, but only one works in the family firm. Should I leave him 70% of the business?
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Welcome to the ‘AI burnout trade’ — as investors grow tired of debating tech’s promises
MarketWatch
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Austin Abrams and Josh Brolin Debut ‘Whalefall,’ ‘Clayface’ Arrives and This Week’s Best Events
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Sophia Stel’s Pop Ambitions Are Stronger Than Her Nerves
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: Kate Berlant on Her HBO Special ‘Parmesan,’ the Joke That Made a Man Flip Her Off and Her Next Project With John Early
Variety
1h ago
Original: Diddy Moved to New Prison Days After Being Hospitalized for Alleged Head Injury
Variety
1h ago
Original: Katie Zacharia, Trump’s Press Secretary, Is Out After Five Days
Variety
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Dubois and Wardley at career-heaviest for rematch
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: NFL: Odds, spreads, totals and FPI predictions
ESPN
1h ago
Original: College football: Two bets stand out, including one on Jeremiah Smith
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Connelly breaks down a loaded Week 7: Notre Dame-BYU, Ohio State-Indiana and more
ESPN
1h ago
Original: '44 years of heartbreak, 44 years of believing': Inside the night the Brewers punched their World Series ticket
ESPN
1h ago