Original: Everyone has the same question in the midterms — where's the beef? (And how much does it cost?)
ABC News Politics
2h ago
Edition · 9:00 AM UTC
Thursday, October 15, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: WATCH LIVE: Rep. Begich faces challenger Hill in a debate for Alaska's at-large House seat
PBS NewsHour Politics
9h ago
Original: Attorney for banned outlets on legal fight over White House press access
PBS NewsHour Politics
10h ago
Original: The Social Security COLA for 2027 is set. Here's what experts say you need to know
PBS NewsHour Politics
10h ago
Original: Democratic and GOP strategists on how Trump's unpopularity is shaping the midterms
PBS NewsHour Politics
10h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Lenovo Coupon Codes: 15% Off in October 2026
Wired
4h ago
Original: Hotels.com Coupon Codes for October 2026
Wired
4h ago
Original: Ancestry Coupons│50% Off│October 2026
Wired
4h ago
Original: Figma announces new features to define how agents work on its platform
TechCrunch
4h ago
Original: Ricursive Intelligence is betting on AI-designed chips to help solve the compute crisis
TechCrunch
8h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: UK threatens to ban Eritreans over returns policy
The Guardian World
17m ago
Original: Charity watchdog to criticise ‘intimidation’ after Farage calls for prosecution of groups helping asylum seekers – UK politics live
The Guardian World
17m ago
Original: Elon Musk suggests US government was behind Starlink restrictions in Ukraine – Europe live
The Guardian World
17m ago
Original: White House defends new press secretary amid questions about her legal credentials
BBC World
21m ago
Original: Tech market sell-off deepens amid fears over US inflation and AI debt
The Guardian World
23m ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Why the AI trade is not set up for a rebound like July’s, according to JPMorgan
MarketWatch
10m ago
Original: TSMC CEO sees no sign of a slowdown as chip foundry reports record profit
MarketWatch
21m ago
Original: Musk Says US Military And Trump Control Starshield Limits—As Zelenskyy Vows Renewed Russian Oil Strikes
Forbes Business
34m ago
Original: The Problem With Global Touring Isn’t Residencies. It’s That Touring Has Never Been Global
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Powerball Jackpot Rises To $600 Million—Here’s What The Winner Could Take Home
Forbes Business
3h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘South Park’ Spoofs Clavicular, Looksmaxxing and Sephora in a Peak-Season Episode
Hollywood Reporter
29m ago
Original: What’s Driving Spanish TV? Spanish Drama Originals on Platforms, Renewals and Crossover Genres
Variety
37m ago
Original: YouTube’s Virtues, Industry Consolidation, Christie Brinkley and ‘Baywatch’: Trends and Themes From a Busy Mipcom
Variety
59m ago
Original: Karla Sofía Gascon, Itziar Ituño Set for Political Fantasy Satire ‘When Devils Rule’ from Spain’s Atlantika Films (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
1h ago
Original: Mipcom Title ‘The Castle’ Shapes Up as Another Hit From ‘La Bola Negra’ Producer Movistar Plus
Variety
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Transfer rumors, news: Martínez's future at Man United in doubt after bust-up
ESPN
18m ago
Original: Why Souness rejected Barcelona when he left Liverpool
BBC Sport
32m ago
Original: The Portuguese second-tier team hosting Sunderland in Europe
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: How are the Irish provinces shaping up for Europe?
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Bauers' epic HR rocks Dodgers, helps move Brewers one win from World Series
ESPN
1h ago