Original: Everyone has the same question in the midterms — where's the beef? (And how much does it cost?)
ABC News Politics
2h ago
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Thursday, October 15, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: WATCH LIVE: Rep. Begich faces challenger Hill in a debate for Alaska's at-large House seat
PBS NewsHour Politics
9h ago
Original: Attorney for banned outlets on legal fight over White House press access
PBS NewsHour Politics
10h ago
Original: The Social Security COLA for 2027 is set. Here's what experts say you need to know
PBS NewsHour Politics
10h ago
Original: Democratic and GOP strategists on how Trump's unpopularity is shaping the midterms
PBS NewsHour Politics
10h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Lenovo Coupon Codes: 15% Off in October 2026
Wired
4h ago
Original: Hotels.com Coupon Codes for October 2026
Wired
4h ago
Original: Ancestry Coupons│50% Off│October 2026
Wired
4h ago
Original: Figma announces new features to define how agents work on its platform
TechCrunch
4h ago
Original: Ricursive Intelligence is betting on AI-designed chips to help solve the compute crisis
TechCrunch
8h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Elon Musk suggests US government was behind Starlink restrictions in Ukraine – Europe live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Woman charged after allegedly poisoning colleague’s curry lunch with snail pellets
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Russian nuclear-powered submarine fires missiles during Pacific drills
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Backlash in Kashmir over proposal for uniform Friday sermons across mosques
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Anthropic flags revenue surge to investors ahead of stock market debut
BBC World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: The Problem With Global Touring Isn’t Residencies. It’s That Touring Has Never Been Global
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Powerball Jackpot Rises To $600 Million—Here’s What The Winner Could Take Home
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: Why Gen-Z Is Flocking To Theaters For Horror Movies
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: Katie Zacharia Failed Bar Exam In 2011, Report Says—Amid Legal Credentials Controversy
Forbes Business
4h ago
Original: AEW Collision Results (Oct. 14, 2026) With Final WrestleDream Build
Forbes Business
5h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Karla Sofía Gascon, Itziar Ituño Set for Political Fantasy Satire ‘When Devils Rule’ from Spain’s Atlantika Films (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
1h ago
Original: Mipcom Title ‘The Castle’ Shapes Up as Another Hit From ‘La Bola Negra’ Producer Movistar Plus
Variety
1h ago
Original: Netflix’s ‘Victorious’ Spinoff ‘Hollywood Arts’ Is a Bland Copy of Shows From a Past Era: TV Review
Variety
2h ago
Original: Gersh Launches Victoria House, Expanding Into Scripted Films, True Crime and International Co-Productions (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
2h ago
Original: Kirti Kulhari’s Production Debut ‘Kinaare’ to Premiere at Dharamshala, Rima Das’ ‘Not a Hero’ to Open Festival
Variety
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: The Portuguese second-tier team hosting Sunderland in Europe
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: How are the Irish provinces shaping up for Europe?
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Bauers' epic HR rocks Dodgers, helps move Brewers one win from World Series
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Dodgers, on brink, know they need historic comeback for shot at three-peat
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Spurs debut three-guard lineup of Fox, Harper, Castle in preseason win
ESPN
1h ago