Original: Everyone has the same question in the midterms — where's the beef? (And how much does it cost?)
ABC News Politics
1h ago
Edition · 6:00 AM UTC
Thursday, October 15, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: WATCH LIVE: Rep. Begich faces challenger Hill in a debate for Alaska's at-large House seat
PBS NewsHour Politics
6h ago
Original: Attorney for banned outlets on legal fight over White House press access
PBS NewsHour Politics
7h ago
Original: The Social Security COLA for 2027 is set. Here's what experts say you need to know
PBS NewsHour Politics
7h ago
Original: Democratic and GOP strategists on how Trump's unpopularity is shaping the midterms
PBS NewsHour Politics
7h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Lenovo Coupon Codes: 15% Off in October 2026
Wired
1h ago
Original: Hotels.com Coupon Codes for October 2026
Wired
1h ago
Original: Ancestry Coupons│50% Off│October 2026
Wired
1h ago
Original: Figma announces new features to define how agents work on its platform
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Ricursive Intelligence is betting on AI-designed chips to help solve the compute crisis
TechCrunch
5h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Is Lamine Yamal’s Barcelona record better than Messi’s as a teenager?
Al Jazeera
15m ago
Original: Thursday briefing: Thanks to an erratic Trump, peace in Ukraine is still far away
The Guardian World
18m ago
Original: Australian politics live: Shoebridge denies knowing about Steele-John allegations and says he’s entitled to fair process
The Guardian World
23m ago
Original: Beau Lamarre-Condon allegedly asked celebrity chaser friend if he could post phone to her in WA to throw in water, court told
The Guardian World
33m ago
Original: Restoring nature is key to a more resilient future
Al Jazeera
38m ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Powerball Jackpot Rises To $600 Million—Here’s What The Winner Could Take Home
Forbes Business
40m ago
Original: Why Gen-Z Is Flocking To Theaters For Horror Movies
Forbes Business
46m ago
Original: Katie Zacharia Failed Bar Exam In 2011, Report Says—Amid Legal Credentials Controversy
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: AEW Collision Results (Oct. 14, 2026) With Final WrestleDream Build
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Celine Dion To Make Barbie Doll Debut Inspired By Her ‘Titanic’ Hit
Forbes Business
3h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Iranian Filmmaker Majid Majidi Denounces U.S. War as ‘Midday Meal’ Emerges as Busan Fest Standout
Hollywood Reporter
22m ago
Original: ‘The Lowdown’ Brings a New Case and New Problems for Ethan Hawke’s Lee in Season 2 Premiere
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: ‘South Park’: Stan Discovers Sephora’s Backrooms Before Ike Aura Battles a Looksmaxxing Chad
Variety
3h ago
Original: Christy Carlson Romano Says She Was Paid Half of Shia LaBeouf’s Salary on ‘Even Stevens’
Hollywood Reporter
3h ago
Original: R.J. Mitte Remembered by ‘Breaking Bad’ Casting Director Sharon Bialy
Hollywood Reporter
3h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: What this year's final four says about the labor battle -- and the game's future
ESPN
10m ago
Original: UCL talking points, Matchday 2: Who's to blame for Man United mess? Chaos bad for Madrid?
ESPN
16m ago
Original: Man City can't compete with PSG, the Champions League's gold standard
ESPN
16m ago
Original: Ranking college football's best receivers of the last 50 years
ESPN
18m ago
Original: Is Ohio State's Jeremiah Smith the best-ever college WR?
ESPN
18m ago