Original: Everyone has the same question in the midterms — where's the beef? (And how much does it cost?)
ABC News Politics
1h ago
Edition · 5:00 AM UTC
Thursday, October 15, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: WATCH LIVE: Rep. Begich faces challenger Hill in a debate for Alaska's at-large House seat
PBS NewsHour Politics
6h ago
Original: Attorney for banned outlets on legal fight over White House press access
PBS NewsHour Politics
7h ago
Original: The Social Security COLA for 2027 is set. Here's what experts say you need to know
PBS NewsHour Politics
7h ago
Original: Democratic and GOP strategists on how Trump's unpopularity is shaping the midterms
PBS NewsHour Politics
7h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Figma announces new features to define how agents work on its platform
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Ricursive Intelligence is betting on AI-designed chips to help solve the compute crisis
TechCrunch
5h ago
Original: Flock CEO defends surveillance technology amid national backlash: ‘We shouldn’t pause progress’
TechCrunch
5h ago
Original: Meet the five companies competing in the Startup Battlefield finals at Disrupt 2026
TechCrunch
5h ago
Original: Gudea leverages AI to help organizations prevent social media crises before they erupt
TechCrunch
6h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Australian politics live: Shoebridge denies knowing about Steele-John allegations and says he’s entitled to fair process
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Musk says US government may be behind slowdown of Ukraine drone speeds
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Indonesia fights fire with dry ice as toxic haze spreads across region
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Anthropic flags revenue surge to investors ahead of stock market debut
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Heavy rain causes mass pileup in Brazil tunnel
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Katie Zacharia Failed Bar Exam In 2011, Report Says—Amid Legal Credentials Controversy
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: AEW Collision Results (Oct. 14, 2026) With Final WrestleDream Build
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Celine Dion To Make Barbie Doll Debut Inspired By Her ‘Titanic’ Hit
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: AEW Dynamite Results (Oct. 14, 2026) As WrestleDream PPV Looms
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: Anthropic’s slowing growth could be the AI trade’s latest red flag
MarketWatch
4h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘The Lowdown’ Brings a New Case and New Problems for Ethan Hawke’s Lee in Season 2 Premiere
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: ‘South Park’: Stan Discovers Sephora’s Backrooms Before Ike Aura Battles a Looksmaxxing Chad
Variety
3h ago
Original: Christy Carlson Romano Says She Was Paid Half of Shia LaBeouf’s Salary on ‘Even Stevens’
Hollywood Reporter
3h ago
Original: R.J. Mitte Remembered by ‘Breaking Bad’ Casting Director Sharon Bialy
Hollywood Reporter
3h ago
Original: ‘To Be Ordinary’ Review: A Compassionate, Even-Handed Taiwanese Family Melodrama
Variety
3h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Meet the Welsh back-row trio starring for Leicester
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Burnham had two hospitality dinners with Man City chairman, deleted records show
BBC Sport
4h ago
Original: 'Players won't like it' - Martinez apologises, but is the damage done?
BBC Sport
6h ago
Original: 'Shameless' - Mourinho critical of Vinicius Jr ban timing
BBC Sport
6h ago
Original: Perfect PSG - can anybody stop the defending champions?
BBC Sport
6h ago