Original: Spending by outside groups crosses $1 billion in competitive congressional races
Washington Post Politics
33m ago
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Wednesday, October 14, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: How the pre-election search of Rep. Ilhan Omar’s home breaks Justice Dept. norms
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: ‘People in my own party don’t understand what the average worker is going through’
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: Trump's ambassador to Greece, Kimberly Guilfoyle, resigns after allegations of improper conduct
NPR Politics
2h ago
Original: U.S. Ambassador to Greece Kimberly Guilfoyle resigns following misconduct allegations
NPR Politics
2h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Scimplify raises $25M to challenge China’s grip on critical materials with AI
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: The Tesla Roadster could have stayed vaporware
The Verge
1h ago
Original: Fairphone’s latest repairable earbuds are smaller, lighter, and longer-lasting
The Verge
1h ago
Original: My Friend Has No Soul
Wired
1h ago
Original: Breville Eye Q Toaster Review: Neat Sensors, but Less-Than-Perfect Toast
Wired
1h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Do any of these Israeli candidates support a Palestinian state?
Al Jazeera
19m ago
Original: Russell Brand was ‘ruthless and calculated’, prosecutors tell jury as rape and sexual assault trial begins – live
The Guardian World
19m ago
Original: UK government apologises for past burials of stillborn babies in mass graves
The Guardian World
20m ago
Original: Manchester City did not raise Premier League charges with me, Burnham tells PMQs – UK politics live
The Guardian World
22m ago
Original: EU says ‘no indication’ intelligence sharing with Ukraine has stopped as Russian attacks leave 600,000 without power – Europe live
The Guardian World
23m ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: What analysts are watching with key semiconductor maker TSMC set to report results
MarketWatch
27m ago
Original: Bank of America adds a profit miss to the misery of a $1.2 billion government fine
MarketWatch
35m ago
Original: Here’s how much the AI boom is contributing to inflation, according to Goldman Sachs calculations
MarketWatch
45m ago
Original: ‘I am a pretty cautious person’: My financial adviser wants me to invest $350,000 in a UAE data center. Is this risky?
MarketWatch
47m ago
Original: Charles Schwab and DoorDash ranked among bargain stocks that could lead the market higher
MarketWatch
47m ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Stephen Chow’s ‘Shaolin Soccer’ Spinoff ‘Kung Fu Soccer’ Sets U.S. Release After Dominating China’s Summer Box Office
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Aaron Sorkin Thinks About Reviving ‘The West Wing’ for a ‘Couple of Seconds Every Day’: ‘I Miss It’
Variety
1h ago
Original: ‘Abbott Is Struggling’: Ken Paxton Gripes About Texas GOP and Campaign Woes in New Leaked Audio
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: Joanna Hogg to Preside Over El Gouna Film Festival Jury
Variety
2h ago
Original: Russell Brand Was ‘Ruthless and Calculated’ With a ‘Voracious’ Desire for ‘Sexual Contact,’ Prosecution Alleges in Rape Trial Opening Statement
Variety
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Police investigate racial abuse of Swans' Eom claim
BBC Sport
20m ago
Original: Pereira's sister, Aline, misses out of UFC contract
BBC Sport
37m ago
Original: Fan cleared of assaults after fall from Ipswich stand
BBC Sport
51m ago
Original: Why play-off win may not send Wales to World Cup
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Did Chelsea benefit most from extended international break?
BBC Sport
1h ago