Original: US Army showcases a quieter Rio Grande
ABC News Politics
3h ago
Edition · 8:00 AM UTC
Tuesday, October 13, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump attacks immigrants from Somalia and Haiti while rallying in Ohio for Republican candidates
ABC News Politics
5h ago
Original: In Ohio, some Trump voters question whether he’s still fighting for them
Washington Post Politics
7h ago
Original: Trump blew past deadline to halt running taxpayer-funded campaign-style ads
Washington Post Politics
8h ago
Original: Montana Democratic Party chair steps down, endorses independent candidate
Washington Post Politics
9h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: NordVPN Coupons: 75% Off, Plus 3 Months Free in October 2026
Wired
4h ago
Original: B&H Photo Promo Codes and Deals This October 2026
Wired
4h ago
Original: ExpressVPN Coupons: 80% Off
Wired
4h ago
Original: 39-year-old unvaccinated woman becomes 6th measles death in Pennsylvania
Ars Technica
11h ago
Original: The Social Reckoning is flopping at the box office
The Verge
11h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Emergency calls from botched Christa Pike execution released to US media
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Palestine weekly: Gaza marks year of ‘ceasefire’ with more Israeli killing
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Drone attack sinks ship off Bulgaria’s Black Sea coast, PM says
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: India 'cockroach' leaders detained after entering barricaded protest site
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Second wave of early prison releases under way in England and Wales
The Guardian World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: FC Barcelona Vs. Galatasaray Line Up: Flick Makes A Number Of Changes
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: 1 Dead, Several Injured In Six Flags Georgia Roller Coaster Incident—9 Rides Shut Across 6 Parks
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: AI Personas As Therapists Versus Clients Shed New Light On Improving AI-Powered Mental Health Guidance
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: Powerball Jackpot Rises To $562 Million—Here’s What The Winner Could Take Home
Forbes Business
4h ago
Original: ‘Marshals’ Season 2, Episode 2 ‘End Of Watch’ Recap And Review: Kayce And Friends Stop A Cop Killer
Forbes Business
4h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘God of War’s’ Bruno Velazquez, ‘Mandalorian & Grogu’s’ Hal Hickel Detail Cinema-Gaming Crossover at View Conference
Variety
1h ago
Original: ‘Tyson’ Review: Netflix’s Docuseries Tells Mike Tyson’s Story as Only Mike Tyson Could, and Already Has Several Times
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: Maren Morris Hits Back at Shane Gillis’ ‘SNL’ Joke About Women Being ‘Whores’ at the Gym
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: Sony Pictures Imageworks’ Michelle Grady and ILM’s Janet Lewin on Bad Bosses and Changing Studio Culture: ‘Culture Is What You Tolerate’
Variety
2h ago
Original: Jimmy Kimmel Responds After Trump Calls Him a ‘Loser’ for Joking About His Rally Size
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Source: Dodgers' decision on Ohtani's status for G3 of NLCS hinges on health
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Contreras powers Brewers to 2-0 NLCS lead, vows Milwaukee will 'keep going'
ESPN
1h ago
Original: FIFA president Infantino received undisclosed $1.7M World Cup payment
ESPN
1h ago
Original: 🔮 Bowl, CFP projections: The postseason picture following a wild Week 6
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Rams OL Jackson punches Bills LB Chubb at midfield after 'emotional game'
ESPN
1h ago