Original: US Army showcases a quieter Rio Grande
ABC News Politics
2h ago
Edition · 7:00 AM UTC
Tuesday, October 13, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump attacks immigrants from Somalia and Haiti while rallying in Ohio for Republican candidates
ABC News Politics
4h ago
Original: In Ohio, some Trump voters question whether he’s still fighting for them
Washington Post Politics
6h ago
Original: Trump blew past deadline to halt running taxpayer-funded campaign-style ads
Washington Post Politics
7h ago
Original: Montana Democratic Party chair steps down, endorses independent candidate
Washington Post Politics
8h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: NordVPN Coupons: 75% Off, Plus 3 Months Free in October 2026
Wired
3h ago
Original: B&H Photo Promo Codes and Deals This October 2026
Wired
3h ago
Original: ExpressVPN Coupons: 80% Off
Wired
3h ago
Original: 39-year-old unvaccinated woman becomes 6th measles death in Pennsylvania
Ars Technica
10h ago
Original: The Social Reckoning is flopping at the box office
The Verge
10h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Healey should ‘stay the course’ and repair UK finances, says top IMF economist
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Qatari Emir says country has faced ‘exceptional circumstances’
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Malaysia’s Firefly cancels flights to Singapore over haze from Indonesia
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Climate protester restrained after interrupting NSW parliament – as it happened
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Imran Khan’s PTI braces to fight federal takeover of Khyber Pakhtunkhwa
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: 1 Dead, Several Injured In Six Flags Georgia Roller Coaster Incident—9 Rides Shut Across 6 Parks
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: AI Personas As Therapists Versus Clients Shed New Light On Improving AI-Powered Mental Health Guidance
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Powerball Jackpot Rises To $562 Million—Here’s What The Winner Could Take Home
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: ‘Marshals’ Season 2, Episode 2 ‘End Of Watch’ Recap And Review: Kayce And Friends Stop A Cop Killer
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: Fantasy Football Week 6 Injury Report: CeeDee Lamb, David Montgomery, Deebo Samuel, More
Forbes Business
3h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Maren Morris Hits Back at Shane Gillis’ ‘SNL’ Joke About Women Being ‘Whores’ at the Gym
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: Sony Pictures Imageworks’ Michelle Grady and ILM’s Janet Lewin on Bad Bosses and Changing Studio Culture: ‘Culture Is What You Tolerate’
Variety
1h ago
Original: Jimmy Kimmel Responds After Trump Calls Him a ‘Loser’ for Joking About His Rally Size
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: ‘Bloodsuckers’ Team Reunites on ‘Body in the Closet’ on Warner Bros. Title With Comedian Axel Åhman Eyed for the Lead Role (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
2h ago
Original: Toni Collette’s Directorial Debut ‘The Best Of’ Among 75 Projects Backed by Screen Australia
Variety
3h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: The star is Luis Enrique - inside the plans to keep PSG at the top
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: 'We're a really hard team to beat': Brewers prove their way can take down anyone
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Who am I? Plus today's other quizzes
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Bills, Josh Allen outlast Rams in overtime on MNF
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Lewis left out for England's Rugby League World Cup opener
BBC Sport
1h ago