Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 1:00 AM UTC

Tuesday, October 13, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Sydney: Ants and Austerity. What a Delight.
Original: Australian politics live: businesses increasing prices under cover of surcharge ban, UBS economists warn; fire ants in Sydney’s inner west
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Royalty Check Incoming?
Original: Trump Says He Is Considering Firing Kimberly Guilfoyle After Alleged Misconduct
Forbes Business 2h ago
Another TV Show. Surprise.
Original: Emayatzy Corinealdi, Morris Chestnut, Tank And Taylor Polidore Williams On ‘Reasonable Doubt’ Season 4
Forbes Business 2h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Bird Beef Now a Business.
Original: ‘Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird’ Quote From ‘Heated Rivalry’ Inspires Unlikely Merch
Rolling Stone 2h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories