Original: Montana Democratic Party chair steps down, endorses independent candidate
Washington Post Politics
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Tuesday, October 13, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Rep. Omar accuses Trump of political intimidation after agents search her home
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Original: Water access becomes a top election concern for Arizona voters
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Original: Tamara Keith and Amy Walter on the GOP's vulnerability in the midterms
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Original: Suspected plot at U.S.-run air base almost certainly directed by Iran, UK prime minister says
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: The Social Reckoning is flopping at the box office
The Verge
3h ago
Original: Epic Games reportedly pivoting to "AI first" game development model
Ars Technica
4h ago
Original: After a 10-year redemption arc, No Man's Sky is coming to the iPhone and iPad
Ars Technica
4h ago
Original: I Got My Muse AI Agent to Sext Me—and Meta Says That’s Totally Fine
Wired
4h ago
Original: WHO report on Russian lab worker death highlights "key uncertainty"
Ars Technica
6h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Australia politics live: Hanson-Young says she won’t run for Greens leadership again; fire ants found in Sydney’s inner west
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Breaking Bad actor RJ Mitte dies aged 34
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Two deaths reported as Hurricane Simon, storm Rachel batter Mexico’s coast
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: US archbishop says Catholics in army should not participate in firing squad
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: English councils warn of ‘catastrophic’ Send debts forecast to hit £10bn by 2028
The Guardian World
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘The house is worth $925,000’: My sister moved in with our mother, 78, and says she deserves the family home. Is she right?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Emayatzy Corinealdi, Morris Chestnut, Tank And Taylor Polidore Williams On ‘Reasonable Doubt’ Season 4
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: ‘The prospectus looks impressive’: My financial adviser wants me to invest $350,000 in a UAE data center. Is this risky?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Rays In ALCS, Brewers In NLCS Hold 2026 Statistical Edges
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Today’s Wordle #1942: Hints, Clues And Answer For Tuesday October 13
Forbes Business
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird’ Quote From ‘Heated Rivalry’ Inspires Unlikely Merch
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: Kacey Musgraves Fires Back After Kristi Noem Disses Her: You Don’t ‘Have a Dog in This Fight, but If You Did You Would’ve Shot It’
Variety
1h ago
Original: ‘Ink’ Finally Meets Its Native Audience at London Film Festival, and Jack O’Connell Has Thoughts
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Former ‘SNL’ Star Ego Nwodim Reacts to Shane Gillis’ Controversial Joke About Women
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: My Morning Jacket Connect the Grateful Dead Dots in Faithful San Francisco Residency
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Quinn says 'no one is pleased' after Commanders' botched play fuels fan angst
ESPN
1h ago
Original: 49ers' Greenlaw suspended for head-butting helmetless Seahawks LB
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Sarkisian defends Arch, says 'Manning' name leading to outsized criticism
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Packers' Parsons won't be ready to return for game vs. Cowboys
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Texas A&M coach Elko expresses regret for 'cesspool' comments
ESPN
1h ago