Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 12:00 PM UTC

Monday, October 12, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Oil Flows, Bodies Don't.
Original: Saudi Arabia further suspends flights after latest deadly Houthi attack on airport
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Hollywood Cares Deeply About Democracy.
Original: Tense Presidential Elections, a Focus on Domestic Audiences and Oscars Closer Than Ever: 10 Takeaways From the Rio Film Festival
Variety 1h ago
Bradford 12 Film: Blame Musk, Not Your Choices.
Original: ‘Rebellion’: Why the Bradford 12 Doc Is So Timely and Its Directors Want People to Know “Your Problems Are Created by Elon Musk, Not Migrants”
Hollywood Reporter 2h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories