Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 9:00 AM UTC

Sunday, October 11, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

AI's Late-Night Regret.
Original: Microsoft’s Satya Nadella says AI models need an ‘emergency brake’
TechCrunch 12h ago

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Twenty Years Later, Still Mediocre.
Original: Taiwan’s Sole Busan Competition Title ‘To Be Ordinary’ Marks Lee Yun Chan’s Return to Features After Two Decades
Variety 2h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories