Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 8:00 AM UTC

Sunday, October 11, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Charity's a Scam, Apparently.
Original: Trump's Medicaid cuts strip refugees and other legal immigrants of their health coverage
ABC News Politics 11h ago
Reality TV Just Got Realer.
Original: Trump says he will ‘make a decision’ on Hegseth plan to live-stream execution
Washington Post Politics 15h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

Apple Now Owns Your Earworms.
Original: Apple discloses deal to hire team and license tech from personalized podcast startup Huxe
TechCrunch 13h ago

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Two Decades Later, Still Mediocre.
Original: Taiwan’s Sole Busan Competition Title ‘To Be Ordinary’ Marks Lee Yun Chan’s Return to Features After Two Decades
Variety 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories