Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 3:00 AM UTC

Saturday, October 10, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Fueling the Inevitable.
Original: News Wrap: Trump announces diesel deal with Russia
PBS NewsHour Politics 5h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

ETFs Up, Sanity Down.
Original: ‘I feel like a loser’: I check my ETFs every day. They’re up one minute, down the next. Should I be worried?
MarketWatch 4h ago
Family Values: Now With a Moat.
Original: My brother-in-law convinced his parents to sign over their home and life savings to buy a $3 million compound. Do I intervene?
MarketWatch 4h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Hollywood Remembers a War, Briefly.
Original: Edward Zhang, Casper Van Dien, Jeff Fahey Star in China-U.S. WWII Spy Series ‘Operation Doolittle,’ Heading to Busan Market (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories