Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 2:00 AM UTC

Saturday, October 10, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Generosity’s a Tax Return.
Original: ‘I have no children’: My aunt gave me $50,000 for a down payment. Now she wants me to leave my home to her two children.
MarketWatch 2h ago
Portfolio Anxiety: Peak Achievement.
Original: ‘I feel like a loser’: I check my ETFs every day. They’re up one minute, down the next. Should I be worried?
MarketWatch 3h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories