Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 10:00 PM UTC

Friday, October 9, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Fueling the Fantasy.
Original: Trump announces deal for Russian diesel as Zelensky criticises 'gift to Putin'
BBC World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Investing: Peak Performance Anxiety.
Original: ‘I feel like a loser’: I check my ETFs every day. They’re up one minute, down the next. Should I be worried?
MarketWatch 1h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories