Original: Trump announces diesel deal with Russia in bid to lower prices
Washington Post Politics
4m ago
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Friday, October 9, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Buccaneers rookie Jalon Daniels played like a quarterback who should've been drafted
ABC News Politics
4m ago
Original: Justice Department won't enforce registration rules on silencers and certain guns after court ruling
ABC News Politics
4m ago
Original: WATCH: Vance says he's 'not going to be watching' livestream of Fort Hood shooter's execution
PBS NewsHour Politics
9m ago
Original: Trump establishes committee to investigate Federal Reserve's Lisa Cook in latest effort to fire her
PBS NewsHour Politics
27m ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: AI coding agents generate more code, but not more software
Ars Technica
1h ago
Original: Ohio blogger found guilty of harassment for sending Shrek nude to senator
The Verge
1h ago
Original: An Anthropic AI model sent a false homicide tip to Philadelphia police
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Book Publishers Are Quietly Using More AI. Staff Are Revolting
Wired
1h ago
Original: Outrage grows as CDC reportedly poised to fund "unethical" vaccine trial
Ars Technica
1h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Vance casts doubt on whether execution livestream ‘is actually going to happen’ as more Republicans join outcry – US politics live
The Guardian World
18m ago
Original: JD Vance casts doubt on firing squad execution and says he will not watch it
BBC World
18m ago
Original: How will Spain’s housing crisis affect elections?
Al Jazeera
21m ago
Original: Flydubai co-pilot planned suicide attack on Israeli airport, UAE prosecutors say
The Guardian World
22m ago
Original: Trump announces deal for Russian diesel as Zelensky criticises 'gift to Putin'
BBC World
28m ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump taps Russia to boost global diesel supplies ahead of midterms. It may be ‘too little, too late,’ says strategist.
MarketWatch
9m ago
Original: Income Tax Identity Theft Victims Face Long Refund Delays
Forbes Business
37m ago
Original: ‘I have no children’: My aunt gave me $50,000 for a down payment. Now she wants me to leave my home to her two children.
MarketWatch
45m ago
Original: How To Legally Pay Less In Tariffs Without Moving Your Factory
Forbes Business
49m ago
Original: What To Know About Turkish Businessman Turhan Mildon—Trump Attorney Alina Habba’s New Husband
Forbes Business
52m ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Danielle Ponder Meshes Old-School Soul With Future Sounds on the Dazzling ‘Everything Has Changed’: Album Review
Variety
10m ago
Original: Anjelica Huston Delivers Voiceover for Audiobook Launch of Amy Ephron’s ‘Unseasonably Cold’
Hollywood Reporter
15m ago
Original: ‘Newlyweds’ Showrunner Gail Lerner Fired From NBC Sitcom Ahead of Premiere: ‘I’m So Sad’
Variety
17m ago
Original: Shari Redstone-Backed Sipur Studios Opens London Office, Sets Out International Strategy Including Boarding Olivier Dahan’s ‘Nana’ (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
19m ago
Original: New ‘Beyond the Spider-Verse’ and Crunchyroll Live-Action Reveals Shared at Anime Future Forum
Hollywood Reporter
31m ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Dickie V's preseason All-Rolls-Royce teams and Diaper Dandies
ESPN
1m ago
Original: 2027 five-star fits: Notre Dame (again), UNC are on the board
ESPN
1m ago
Original: 'Pop It': Coco Gauff featured in music video for new single by Gunna
ESPN
50m ago
Original: First time at the State Fair of Texas? Here are tips for Red River's iconic setting
ESPN
50m ago
Original: MLB division series takeaways: Guardians rock White Sox to force Game 5
ESPN
1h ago