Original: Trump is trying last-minute ways to bring down prices
Washington Post Politics
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Friday, October 9, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: WATCH LIVE: Trump rallies with New York's GOP gubernatorial candidate Bruce Blakeman
PBS NewsHour Politics
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Original: Trump escalates effort to fire Federal Reserve governor Lisa Cook
Washington Post Politics
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Original: A Republican attack ad misidentifies its Democratic target. Twice.
Washington Post Politics
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Original: Trump's memorial arch faces a new lawsuit from Arlington County, Virginia
PBS NewsHour Politics
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Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Amazon and others are done keeping data center deals secret. Is it enough to build trust?
TechCrunch
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Original: Frances Haugen hopes The Social Reckoning will inspire more whistleblowers
The Verge
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Original: Apple and LG leak shows new ‘tap to control’ HomeKit features
The Verge
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Original: Danu Robotics’ fight to build a better recycling robot
TechCrunch
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Original: We can’t help treating AI like it’s human. But should we?
TechCrunch
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World ★ 5 stories
Original: Ed Davey faces growing revolt against leadership as senior Lib Dem MP quits
The Guardian World
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Original: Powerful tornado rips through western Sicily
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: DHS defends ICE shooting in NYC, says officers believed they were in danger
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: ‘A Ceuta-style surge is possible’: Border tensions on NATO’s eastern flank
Al Jazeera
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Original: UN says Pentagon plan to livestream execution of Fort Hood shooter would amount to torture – US politics live
The Guardian World
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Business ★ 5 stories
Original: More evidence that broad-market index funds remain unbeatable, even in the era of AI stock-picking
MarketWatch
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Original: Elon Musk is now richer than any American ever — and it’s not even close
MarketWatch
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Original: Flu season is already here. Here’s what to know about this year’s flu shots.
MarketWatch
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Original: ‘I have no children’: My aunt gave me $50,000 for a down payment. She wants me to leave my home to her two children.
MarketWatch
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Original: Taxing stocks, estates and employee benefits could keep Social Security from running out of money. Here’s who could pay the most.
MarketWatch
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Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Despite BTS Boycott, Grammys Double Down on Controversial New Asian Pop Category
Hollywood Reporter
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Original: ‘Barbaric’: Catholic Leader Condemns Hegesth’s Plan for Public Execution
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: Why Sheryl Crow Relates to Olivia Rodrigo: She ‘Inspires Me to Keep Going’
Rolling Stone
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Original: Truckin’ Straight to Bed: Printfresh’s New Grateful Dead Pajamas Are Here
Rolling Stone
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Original: Darth Vader’s ‘Empire Strikes Back’ Lightsaber Heads to Auction, Expected to Top $1 Million
Hollywood Reporter
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Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Legendary coach, Hall of Fame TE Ditka dies at age 86
ESPN
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Original: The Pistons need Jalen Duren, and Duren needs the Pistons. Now? The pressure is on
ESPN
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Original: How a rookie became a key piece of the Warriors' future
ESPN
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Original: 'We feed off her': Dream's Reese already taking starring role in playoff debut
ESPN
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Original: NHL Power Rankings: Who from each team made ESPN's Top 100 player rankings?
ESPN
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