Original: Fort Hood shooter’s execution will be live-streamed, Defense Dept. says
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
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Friday, October 9, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Can $1 billion power the GOP to victory in the midterms? Some campaigns fear it's too late
PBS NewsHour Politics
3h ago
Original: News Wrap: Judge extends White House access for news outlets
PBS NewsHour Politics
3h ago
Original: Botched execution reignites debate surrounding death penalty
PBS NewsHour Politics
3h ago
Original: Netanyahu's handling of Oct. 7 emerges as key issue in Israeli election
PBS NewsHour Politics
3h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: ICE Emails Discuss Using Palantir-Supported Tool to Investigate Voter Fraud
Wired
3h ago
Original: President Trump awards Big Tech donors with nation’s highest science prizes
TechCrunch
3h ago
Original: US plans livestream of execution by firing squad
The Verge
3h ago
Original: Anthropic launches free AI security scans for open-source projects
The Verge
4h ago
Original: SpaceX calls for better coordination in orbit after near-misses with Starlink
Ars Technica
4h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Hegseth falsely claims Obama called 2009 Fort Hood attack ‘workplace violence’ – US politics live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: USS Lincoln returns to US after long deployment supporting war on Iran
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: ICE agent shoots man in New York City with five-year-old in car, mayor says
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: A father’s agony after an Israeli air strike hits Gaza apartment
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Will Ethiopia’s neighbours intervene as Tigray war escalates?
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: SpaceX’s Starlink Mobile plans are pressuring AT&T and Verizon shares
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: NYT Strands Hints, Clues And Answer For Friday, October 9 (That Can’t Be Right)
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: ‘Other Mommy’ Rotten Tomatoes Reviews Rip Jessica Chastain’s New Horror Movie
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: How to downsize like a pro — and free yourself from being a ‘prisoner of your possessions’
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: The Snow League Names Season Two Roster, Led By 15 Olympic Medalists
Forbes Business
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Michael Ovitz Ordered to Complete Deposition in Julia Ormond Case After Storming Out Over Jeffrey Epstein Questions
Variety
1h ago
Original: Diddy Loses Two Months of Freedom as Federal Prison Perks Unravel
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: ‘Other Mommy’ Review: Jessica Chastain Commits Admirably to an Otherwise Flimsy Supernatural Chiller
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Hugh Hefner’s Widow Crystal Harris Asks Jessica Biel to ‘Please Reconsider’ Playing His Wife: ‘I Experienced Sexual, Emotional…Physical Abuse’
Variety
1h ago
Original: ‘Crazy Rich Asians’ Series Greenlit. Constance Wu, Henry Golding, and Michelle Yeoh Returning
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Rooted in greatness: How 45 head coaches trace back to Nick Saban
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Cowboys' Dallas Stars tribute kicks off NFL Week 5's best arrivals
ESPN
1h ago
Original: 'Where's LeBron?': Sixers trio makes 'Abbott Elementary' cameo
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Offseason questions for eliminated teams: What's next for the Yankees?
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Spurs' Simons enrols at iconic university Harvard
BBC Sport
3h ago