Original: Dennis Hastert, longtime Republican House speaker who went to prison, dies at age 84
ABC News Politics
1h ago
Edition · 2:00 PM UTC
Monday, October 5, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Jeffries says House Democrats aiming to repeat 2018 sweep by flipping Trump districts
PBS NewsHour Politics
1h ago
Original: Sen. Kennedy says he’s weighing White House run: ‘Why not me on a rainy day?’
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: LISTEN LIVE: Supreme Court hears case seeking damages from fossil fuel industry for climate change
PBS NewsHour Politics
3h ago
Original: How would Susan Collins approach a new Supreme Court vacancy?
Washington Post Politics
5h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: The final Disrupt Stage lineup: Three days of conversations you won’t hear anywhere outside of TechCrunch Disrupt 2026
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: An open-source tool lets you delete 12GB of Apple Intelligence data on macOS
The Verge
1h ago
Original: OpenAI is sticking more ads in ChatGPT
The Verge
1h ago
Original: TCL’s paperlike OLED phone made me more excited for the iPhone Duo
The Verge
2h ago
Original: Can Safeworld convince people that GenAI robots won’t hurt them?
TechCrunch
3h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump heads to Nebraska as supreme court hears first oral arguments of new term – US politics live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Man caught with 300 tortoises and 77 parrots bound for Malta at Sicilian port
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Trump’s former press secretary Karoline Leavitt to join Fox News
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: 15-year-old loses hand during French schools protest as clashes with police continue – Europe live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: No 10 insists RAF Fairford is safe after US withdraws its bombers – UK politics live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: This $23 billion software deal was struck at a decade-low valuation, as AI winner takes out loser
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Falling wages, soaring energy prices and inflation: It’s beginning to look a lot like the 1970s
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Trump Administration Boasts Of Reducing Immigration And Naturalization
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: An AI ‘reality check’ may take the S&P 500 to 5,000. Here are the trades to make, this strategist says.
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: James Gunn Kills Wonder Woman Casting News By Sharing Private Texts
Forbes Business
1h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump’s Economic Meltdown Is the Ultimate Self-own
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: Karoline Leavitt is Latest Trump Administration Official to Join Fox News
Variety
1h ago
Original: ‘Bowie80’ to Celebrate David Bowie’s 80th Birthday With Events, Exhibits, Releases and More Throughout 2027
Variety
1h ago
Original: Mark Thompson to Remain at CNN Following Skydance’s Warner Buy
Variety
1h ago
Original: David Ellison Unveils Skydance Team Who Will Run Paramount-Warner Bros. Empire
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: World No. 979 Stewart's dilemma after finishing fourth at Alfred Dunhill Links
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: What we learned from Wales' Nations League window
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Petco Park, Yankee Stadium or the Trop? Ranking home-field advantage for all 8 remaining playoff teams
ESPN
1h ago
Original: 'If we bunt, we win': How the Rays developed a secret weapon
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Did the Rams, Cowboys and Pats just save their seasons? Barnwell on their fourth-quarter comebacks
ESPN
1h ago