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Edition · 9:00 AM UTC

Sunday, October 4, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

God Warns Against Fun.
Original: Mormon leader decries explosion in sports betting, prediction markets
ABC News Politics 11h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Patriot Swigs Mock Beer, We All Lose.
Original: Pete Hegseth Chugs ‘Spider-Man’s Non-Alcoholic B—- Beer’ in ‘SNL’ Cold Open That Mocks Tom Holland, Mitch McConnell and JD Vance
Variety 5h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories