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Edition · 8:00 AM UTC

Sunday, October 4, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

God Warns Against Fun.
Original: Mormon leader decries explosion in sports betting, prediction markets
ABC News Politics 10h ago
Pot Hustle Faces Reality Check.
Original: A $28 billion hemp THC industry is fighting to save itself from a looming federal ban
PBS NewsHour Politics 10h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

Big Brother Gets a Beat.
Original: Federal judge calls Flock ‘indiscriminate mass surveillance’
TechCrunch 13h ago

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories