Original: Disappointing 29,000 jobs added in September as unemployment ticks up
PBS NewsHour Politics
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Edition · 2:00 PM UTC
Friday, October 2, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Midterm polls that caught our eye this week show more good news for Democrats
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: Democrats expand battleground for House, reaching into bloodred districts
Washington Post Politics
3h ago
Original: San Francisco's car crime has plunged. How much credit does Flock deserve?
NPR Politics
4h ago
Original: Failed 'torturous' execution attempt on Christa Pike reignites death penalty debate
NPR Politics
4h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Last 24 hours: Exhibit at TechCrunch Disrupt 2026 and reach 10,000+ tech leaders
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Less than 24 hours to apply for a Side Event at Founder Summit 2026
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Paramount’s Warner Bros. megamerger will just be called Skydance
The Verge
1h ago
Original: Tesla sustains its EV sales momentum despite US troubles
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Medical records giant Epic pauses product development to fix security bugs that risk patients’ data
TechCrunch
1h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Top Democrats slam ‘Trump’s failing economic agenda’ after weaker-than-expected jobs growth – US politics live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Over 560 schools disrupted in France on Friday as protests escalate into ‘urban violence’ – Europe live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: UK diesel price hits record high of £2 a litre
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Zack Polanski calls for three-year cap on rent price increases in Green party conference speech – UK politics live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Man City lodge appeal after guilty finding in financial breach scandal
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: My wife never went back to work after raising our kids. Do I have to share my retirement savings 50/50?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Drake, Victoria Monet And Quavo Lead This Week’s New Release Rollouts
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Three reasons this Wall Street market-making powerhouse says investors should reload on stocks right now
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: ‘I have $400,000 in equity’: I’m 80. Should I sell my house because of dangerous stairs — or spend thousands renovating?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Tesla’s EV sales beat Wall Street’s expectations again, and the stock jumps
MarketWatch
1h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Michael De Luca, Pamela Abdy Out at Warner Bros.
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Watch Sienna Spiro Bring ‘Die on This Hill’ to ‘Austin City Limits’
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: ‘God of War Laufey’ Sets Release Date, Preorders Open (Gaming News Roundup)
Variety
1h ago
Original: CBS News Taps Steven Baker, Former ‘Nightline’ Producer, to Boost ‘Mornings,’ ‘Evening News’
Variety
1h ago
Original: Luca Guadagnino Is ‘Not Afraid’ of Sam Altman Backlash to ‘Artificial’: ‘People That Have a Lot of Power’ Should Be ‘Aware That You Must Be Responsible’
Variety
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Three hot starters to believe in, one player who will break out in Week 4
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Fantasy football buzz: You should be paying attention to Aaron Rodgers
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Browns best Steelers on TNF to take lead in AFC North
ESPN
1h ago
Original: How Gordon became one of England's main men
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Current, former and future champions litter the 2026 MMA 30 under 30 list
ESPN
1h ago