Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 1:00 PM UTC

Friday, October 2, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Bali Sounds Nice For Him Too.
Original: ‘I’d rather be on a beach in Bali’: My husband resents my $8 million net worth. Should I pay for his retirement?
MarketWatch 1h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories