Original: Congress just left town until after the midterm elections
Washington Post Politics
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Thursday, October 1, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Most Americans blame Trump for high prices as his economic approval hits new low, AP-NORC poll shows
PBS NewsHour Politics
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Original: World ski body eyes financial reset after overspending and wants to add new events
ABC News Politics
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Original: GOP hold on Florida and Texas governors’ races weakens, nonpartisan analyst says
Washington Post Politics
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Original: Christa Pike in critical condition after botched Tennessee execution, lawyers say
Washington Post Politics
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Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Google’s new Guided Vision feature can help you read the fine print
The Verge
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Original: ChatGPT can now virtually try on clothes for you
TechCrunch
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Original: Android Central ‘will continue’ despite laying off its staff
The Verge
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Original: Google thinks SpaceX’s Starship has to launch 1,600 times before space data centers get off the ground
TechCrunch
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Original: Steam Deck 2: Is AMD Gainsborough the chip Valve’s been waiting for?
The Verge
2h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Netanyahu says Flydubai attacker had 'Islamist radical indoctrination'
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Christa Pike in critical condition after surviving two lethal injections, lawyer says
BBC World
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Original: Cornell rape allegations renew push to change New York sexual assault law
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: What’s driving Israeli settler violence in the occupied West Bank?
Al Jazeera
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Original: Putin warns West that Russia is ready to use every weapon to protect Kaliningrad
BBC World
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Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Top Trump Meme Coin Holders Will Win Invite To ‘Most Exclusive Dinner In The World’ Featuring President, Crypto Firm Says
Forbes Business
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Original: New Big East Commissioner Tim Brosnan Seeks Success In ‘Chaotic’ College Landscape
Forbes Business
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Original: Meta Brings Victoria Monét To ComplexCon For Ray-Ban Meta Lounge Event
Forbes Business
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Original: The U.S. Navy To Spend $5.1 Billion To Refuel One Aircraft Carrier
Forbes Business
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Original: Rosé’s New Single Debuts As One Of Her Worst-Performing Solo Songs
Forbes Business
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘Landman’ Ups 4 Actors to Series Regulars as Season 3 Begins Filming
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Talking Heads Detail Massive ‘Fear of Music’ Reissue
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: ‘Scrubs’ Writer Eric Weinberg Goes on Trial for Rape and Sex Assault of Seven Women
Variety
1h ago
Original: Proceeds From Parke’s New Pink Sweatshirt Support Breast Cancer Patients and Their Families
Hollywood Reporter
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Original: ‘Lanterns’ Episode 7 Hits 7 Million U.S. Viewers in Three Days as Season Reaches Average of Nearly 19 Million Globally
Variety
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Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Manchester City guilty charges explained: Premier League's options, how appeal works, more
ESPN
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Original: Depth charts for most popular teams: Who is key?
ESPN
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Original: Browns' QB situation takes another turn as Deshaun Watson finds his footing
ESPN
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Original: Why Darnell Washington has become the Steelers' X factor
ESPN
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Original: Game Day Kickoff: An epic QB showcase in Starkville and the best of the rest of Week 5
ESPN
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