Original: World ski body eyes financial reset after overspending and wants to add new events
ABC News Politics
22m ago
Edition · 7:00 PM UTC
Thursday, October 1, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: GOP hold on Florida and Texas governors’ races weakens, nonpartisan analyst says
Washington Post Politics
30m ago
Original: Christa Pike in critical condition after botched Tennessee execution, lawyers say
Washington Post Politics
37m ago
Original: A judge permanently dismisses former Olympian's Reflecting Pool charges
NPR Politics
37m ago
Original: Trump says Secret Service wants him to ‘take down’ Oval Office
Washington Post Politics
38m ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Steam Deck 2: Is AMD Gainsborough the chip Valve’s been waiting for?
The Verge
7m ago
Original: World’s first enhanced geothermal power plant completed in just 23 months
TechCrunch
24m ago
Original: OpenAI cuts ties with 3 safety researchers, WSJ reports
TechCrunch
46m ago
Original: Marvel releases one last VisionQuest trailer
Ars Technica
56m ago
Original: Experience What It’s Like to Travel in the Occupied West Bank
Wired
1h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: How success of Manchester City helped put Andy Burnham in power
The Guardian World
7m ago
Original: Christa Pike is alive and receiving 'life-saving care' in hospital, her lawyers say
BBC World
8m ago
Original: Netanyahu says Flydubai attacker had 'Islamist radical indoctrination'
BBC World
12m ago
Original: Trump doesn’t rule out sending ICE to polling sites; US supreme court to review policy to detain immigrants challenging deportation – live
The Guardian World
14m ago
Original: Welfare changes under debate include ending key disability benefit for under-25s
The Guardian World
17m ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Financial stocks are falling below a key chart level to warn the worst is yet to come
MarketWatch
22m ago
Original: This silent alarm in the bond market tells you which stocks to buy and which to avoid
MarketWatch
50m ago
Original: Taylor Swift’s Albums Are All Rising — Right Before Her Likely Return To No. 1
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Inside RM X SFMOMA’s Exhibition And Its Impact On Art And The Economy
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Trump’s SEC wants to allow fund managers to charge extra fees for better performance. Here’s why it’s a terrible idea.
MarketWatch
1h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Kylie Kelce Apologizes to Kate Middleton for ‘Offensive’ Gaffe in How She Referred to British Royal
Variety
1m ago
Original: Conrad ‘Cronos’ Lant, Singer and Bassist of Black Metal Pioneers Venom, Dead at 63
Rolling Stone
2m ago
Original: The Record-Breaking ‘Celebrity Traitors’ U.K. Is Back for Season 2: Where to Watch Online From the States
Hollywood Reporter
6m ago
Original: Disney’s Dana Walden on Jimmy Kimmel’s Late Night Future: “It’s a Challenging Daypart”
Hollywood Reporter
11m ago
Original: Sean Combs Placed in Solitary Confinement After Cushy Prison Perks Revealed
Rolling Stone
12m ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Dart, Daniels, Williams ... now Mayfield, too? Are we seeing more QB injuries than normal?
ESPN
28m ago
Original: Joey Porter Jr. traded: What move means for Cowboys, Steelers
ESPN
28m ago
Original: HMRC urged to scrutinise tax implications of Man City case
BBC Sport
39m ago
Original: Never played in Prem - and now face World Cup hosts
BBC Sport
51m ago
Original: Man City not 'above the rules', says No 10 after backlash to Burnham remarks
BBC Sport
1h ago