Original: California Gov. Gavin Newsom signs laws to protect workers from AI risks
ABC News Politics
1h ago
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Thursday, October 1, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Judge approves Paramount's settlement with states over Warner buyout, allowing merger to soon close
ABC News Politics
1h ago
Original: High gas prices are spurring states to waive taxes and regulations amid midterm election
ABC News Politics
1h ago
Original: White House touts big-ticket projects in hope of swaying key races
Washington Post Politics
1h ago
Original: Supreme Court allows execution of Tennessee woman to proceed after delay
Washington Post Politics
1h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Google releases Gemini 4 Argon, called its most powerful model yet
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: The new and huger Paramount has a new co-CEO
The Verge
1h ago
Original: The Pentagon taps Elon Musk and Palmer Luckey to help decide what the military should do next
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Dinosaur-killing impact crater might have been teeming with life
Ars Technica
3h ago
Original: Fifth unvaccinated person dies of measles; CDC still not counting all deaths
Ars Technica
3h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: US Supreme Court allows execution of Christa Pike to go ahead
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Man arrested over alleged plot to attack Texas state capitol
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Trump amazed that an ‘Israeli plumber’ helped land Flydubai flight
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Australia news live: ATO finds one-quarter of big firms pay zero tax; almost one in two homebuyers using 5% deposit scheme
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Tennessee execution of Christa Pike can go ahead, US supreme court rules
The Guardian World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: AI Lost Its First Fair Use Appeal. Suno Should Be Worried.
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Quiet Golf Is Bringing Understated Style Back To The Course
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Google shows it’s not out of the AI race just yet
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Putin’s Assassination Plot? Ex-CIA Head Petraeus Relives Drone Strike
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Braves Shortstop Sends 2-Word Bryce Harper Jab After Phillies Outfielder’s Near Miss
Forbes Business
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: When and Where to Watch ‘The Amazing Race’ Season 39 Online
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Rolling Stone Editors’ Picks, September 2026: Our Favorite Products, Sips, and Services of the Month
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: FlyDubai Hero Passenger Credits Canadian Docuseries For Helping Avert Mid-Air Disaster
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Satyajit Ray Film by Srijit Mukherji, New Feluda and Eken Mysteries Lead Bengali Streamer Hoichoi’s 10th Anniversary Slate
Variety
1h ago
Original: Golden Globes Surprise: ‘Obsession’ Submitted for Musical/Comedy Categories (Exclusive)
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Transfer rumors, news: Liverpool eye move for Mexico's Mora
ESPN
1h ago
Original: NFL awards: Allen MVP favorite, Purdy closing in fast
ESPN
3h ago
Original: College football betting: Why Mississippi State-Alabama could be a shootout
ESPN
3h ago
Original: Week 4 start-sit decisions: Follow your feelings, but don't ignore the facts either
ESPN
3h ago
Original: Buzz: Jaylen Warren in for heavy workload, 10 Week 4 trends to know
ESPN
3h ago