Original: Brisket is missing from Texas menus. A Democrat blames Republicans.
Washington Post Politics
15m ago
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Tuesday, September 29, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: A late flag, a wiped out interception and Pat Bryant's blunt admission after Broncos-Rams thriller
ABC News Politics
40m ago
Original: GOP senator blocks bill to stop Trump from demolishing Kennedy Center
Washington Post Politics
45m ago
Original: This Senate Democratic candidate is making a play for RFK Jr.’s MAHA supporters
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: GOP doubts about Georgia and North Carolina have Republicans shifting focus in battle for Senate
ABC News Politics
2h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Will Chinese AI companies slow down? A top House Democrat wants answers
The Verge
0m ago
Original: Anthropic warns of ‘catastrophic’ AI risks in its own IPO filing
The Verge
12m ago
Original: I Found National Coffee Day Deals Worth Making Coffee at Home For (2026)
Wired
30m ago
Original: How to Beat Surveillance Pricing Before It Bleeds You Dry
Wired
1h ago
Original: 7 Best Smartwatch Models: Apple, Google, Garmin (2026)
Wired
1h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Angela Rayner tells Labour conference councils will be given more powers to tackle homelessness – UK politics live
The Guardian World
15m ago
Original: RAF Fairford: Rubio says ‘foreign actor’ behind suspected plot as some evacuated residents begin to return home – latest updates
The Guardian World
16m ago
Original: Senate passes bipartisan Protect College Sports Act amid ‘chaos’ in industry
The Guardian World
18m ago
Original: New UK homes in flood-risk areas could become uninsurable, says Aviva boss
The Guardian World
19m ago
Original: Trump denies offering Iran sanctions relief for nuclear concessions – US politics live
The Guardian World
22m ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Former Braves Closer, 2-Time All-Star And MLB Saves Leader Ends Career With 3 Words
Forbes Business
30m ago
Original: ‘I’d rather be on a beach in Bali’: My husband resents my $8 million net worth. Should I pay for his retirement?
MarketWatch
45m ago
Original: Morgan Stanley’s Mike Wilson says an S&P 500 correction may be exactly what the market needs
MarketWatch
57m ago
Original: Two stock picks from a money manager who expects small-caps to roar in 2027
MarketWatch
58m ago
Original: Cubs Acquire Rival’s 25-Year-Old Starter Right Before Playoff Run
Forbes Business
1h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘The One About Matthew Perry’ Trailer: Late ‘Friends’ Star’s Career, $7 Million Sobriety Journey and More Explored in Netflix Doc
Variety
0m ago
Original: Netflix’s Matthew Perry Docuseries Debuts Tearjerker Trailer
Hollywood Reporter
0m ago
Original: ‘Light Pillar’ Director Xu Zao Readies AI-Themed Follow-Up ‘Easy, My Friend’
Variety
3m ago
Original: Richard Linklater Says ‘Merrily We Roll Along’ Starts Filming Again in a ‘Few Months’ and Gives ‘Progress Report’ on 20-Year Production: ‘See You in 2040’
Variety
11m ago
Original: Channel 4 Boss Says Network Still Hasn’t Found a New Chief Content Officer: ‘I’m Looking for the Next Messiah’
Variety
47m ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Toone and Kelly miss out on Lionesses squad
BBC Sport
21m ago
Original: Red Roses to return to Sunderland for Women's Six Nations
BBC Sport
56m ago
Original: Keenum stars on return in Bears win over the Eagles
BBC Sport
59m ago
Original: 'I still feel as fast as anybody' - Alonso on why he's staying in F1
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Rank the biggest scandals in Test cricket history
BBC Sport
1h ago