Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 12:00 PM UTC

Monday, September 28, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

Beam Me Up, Broke.
Original: Space Lasers Are About to Get Their First Real Test Generating Energy
Wired 2h ago

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Another Film Festival? Wonderful.
Original: Tallinn Black Nights Film Festival’s 30th Anniversary Edition to Open With Cannes Film ‘Ulya’
Hollywood Reporter 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories