Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 5:00 PM UTC

Saturday, September 26, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

Soul sold separately.
Original: I created an interactive digital avatar of myself — and you can talk to it
TechCrunch 3h ago

World ★ 5 stories

God’s Got a PR Problem.
Original: Pope praises 'energy and commitment' of young people as huge crowds join open-air Mass in Paris
BBC World 7m ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Method Acting: Now With More Fur.
Original: Aaron Taylor-Johnson’s Monstrous Transformation Teased in Robert Eggers’ ‘Werwulf’ Trailer
Hollywood Reporter 16m ago
Hollywood’s Still Making Rocky Movies: Shocking.
Original: Glen Basner Says FilmNation Will Ramp Up Slate in 2027, Is Ready to ‘Raise His Fist’ for ‘I Play Rocky’ and Celebrate ‘Thoughtful’ and ‘Entertaining’ ‘Bunker’
Variety 25m ago

Sports ★ 5 stories