Original: Lawmakers slam Trump’s move to cancel $810M in funding approved by Congress
Washington Post Politics
1h ago
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Saturday, September 26, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Press pool dispute escalates as White House cuts CNN from Air Force One travel
NPR Politics
5h ago
Original: Supreme Court rejects GOP-backed Missouri map, preserving key seat for Democrats
NPR Politics
5h ago
Original: Week in Politics: Trump faces Republican defections; U.S.-China summit; press feud
NPR Politics
5h ago
Original: Battle for the Lehigh Valley: Can GOP hold its razor-thin margin?
NPR Politics
5h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: I created an interactive digital avatar of myself — and you can talk to it
TechCrunch
3h ago
Original: Can Cloudflare CEO Matthew Prince save the web from AI?
The Verge
3h ago
Original: Control Resonant is a great game — it’s even better when you read everything
The Verge
4h ago
Original: Pokémon card resellers have turned collecting into an online blood sport
The Verge
5h ago
Original: Old-School Credit Card Scams Are Far From Dead
Wired
5h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Pope Leo celebrates open-air mass before 700,000 people in Paris
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: German town bans 'stumbling stone' memorials to Nazi victims
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Brazil's Lula bans online gambling ahead of presidential election
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Watch: Bangkok declared flood disaster zone
BBC World
1h ago
Original: California man charged in the killing of his ex-wife – two decades after she vanished
The Guardian World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Tax-free bond yields are in a sweet spot. Get in before it’s too late.
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: ‘She says it’s just money’: My friend pays for everything. I should be grateful, but I can’t stand her anymore.
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Millions will lose Medicaid once new work rules kick in. These groups will be hit the hardest.
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: ‘We lived within our means’: I earned $30,000 as a pastor and still retired comfortably. Why don’t you tell people that?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Do this one thing to help prevent your parents from being scammed
MarketWatch
1h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Box Office: ‘Avengers: Endgame Encore’ Leads With $11.2 Million on Friday as A24’s ‘Primetime’ Takes Second
Variety
1h ago
Original: Nine Takeaways From Helsinki’s Finnish Film Affair, From Buzzy Titles to Hollywood Whisperers
Variety
1h ago
Original: Mubi CEO Efe Cakerel Praises ‘Incredible’ ‘Primetime’ Opening Weekend: ‘Bold Storytelling Is Here to Stay’
Variety
1h ago
Original: Sabrina Carpenter to Play Ginger Rogers in Tom Holland-Starring Fred Astaire Biopic
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: Author Chloe Gong on ‘Eyes of Kings’ ending, ‘Deadlock’ debut and how she wants ‘These Violent Delights’ adapted for TV or film
Variety
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: NFL Week 3 best bets for Sunday's games
ESPN
1h ago
Original: WNBA championship and Finals MVP odds: Lynx head into playoffs as clear favorites
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Norris says Colapinto should be banned after accident
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Oregon's threads for USC trip headline best uniforms of college football Week 4
ESPN
1h ago
Original: NBA offseason buzz: Latest on trades, news and intel
ESPN
1h ago