Original: Report finds security deficiencies at Utah university where Charlie Kirk was killed
ABC News Politics
17m ago
Edition · 12:00 AM UTC
Saturday, September 26, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: What the Supreme Court's voter-citizenship database decision means for the midterms
PBS NewsHour Politics
1h ago
Original: White House has not acted on RFK Jr.’s push for proof ultra-processed foods are safe
Washington Post Politics
1h ago
Original: News Wrap: Xi wraps up 3-day state visit with Trump
PBS NewsHour Politics
1h ago
Original: Mexico's foreign secretary on Trump, cartel violence and U.S. trade talks
PBS NewsHour Politics
1h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Crusoe abandons $1.25B plan to use Boom turbines at AI data centers
TechCrunch
49m ago
Original: Automattic has a new board after failed attempt to put CEO on leave
TechCrunch
56m ago
Original: Unsecured OpenAI agents posted 53 user images on the internet without the lab’s knowledge
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Meta opens early access program for new Muse features
TechCrunch
3h ago
Original: The hottest new hangout for middle schoolers is NPR’s comment section?
TechCrunch
3h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Iran says it awaits US response on seven-day roadmap to end war
Al Jazeera
8m ago
Original: Are Ethiopians marching back to war in Tigray?
BBC World
18m ago
Original: Iran offers US deal to reopen Strait of Hormuz in seven days
BBC World
22m ago
Original: Pope Leo XIV warns AI could undermine humanity during France visit
Al Jazeera
38m ago
Original: South African white genocide does not exist, new ambassador to US tells BBC
BBC World
40m ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘MobLand’ Season 2, Episode 2 Recap And Review: “Bang!”
Forbes Business
13m ago
Original: My friend is terminally ill. Should she sell her rental home and pay $100,000 in capital gains?
MarketWatch
30m ago
Original: Feather Launches $29,990 Humanoid Robot. Small Teams Are Rewriting The Economics Of Humanoids
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: ‘She says it’s just money’: My friend pays for everything. I should be grateful, but I can’t stand her anymore.
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: A ‘death cross’ is coming for the dollar. Why Trump will be happy.
MarketWatch
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: What ‘60 Minutes’ Was Missing In Its First Two New Episodes, According to Its Ex-Managing Editor
Hollywood Reporter
11m ago
Original: Taylor Swift Breaks Two Spotify Records for 2026, Including Most-Streamed Female Artist in a Day
Variety
16m ago
Original: Five Hilton All-Inclusive Resorts for Destination Weddings: From Mexico to the Dominican Republic
Variety
24m ago
Original: ‘The Tonight Show’ Is Bringing Back Its Billionaire Microdrama Satire for a Second Season
Hollywood Reporter
24m ago
Original: ‘Control Resonant’ Team on ‘Reverse Symmetry’ of Switching From Jesse to Dylan as Sequel Game’s New Protagonist
Variety
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: From playoff and stat races to goodbyes: What to watch in MLB's final weekend
ESPN
3m ago
Original: MLB playoff tracker: Cubs, White Sox, Guardians, Padres all clinch Thursday
ESPN
3m ago
Original: NBA Rank's hottest hot-button topics -- and what league execs think about the three-player battle for No. 1
ESPN
49m ago
Original: International team lead US in Presidents Cup
BBC Sport
50m ago
Original: Northampton begin title defence with win over Newcastle
BBC Sport
1h ago