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Edition · 11:00 PM UTC

Friday, September 25, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Hollywood Finds Meaning in Things People Did.
Original: Inside Ryan Murphy’s Universe: How Director Max Winkler Found Creative Meaning in ‘Lizzie Borden,’ ‘American Horror Story,’ ‘Love Story’ and More
Variety 1h ago
Celebrity Empathy: Now Accepting Applause.
Original: Florence Pugh Says She Was Not “Scared” to Show Support for Palestine: “I Don’t Know Why It Took So Long for People to Actually Feel Sympathy”
Hollywood Reporter 2h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories