Original: Pentagon quietly adds dozens to tally of troops wounded amid Iran war
Washington Post Politics
10m ago
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Friday, September 25, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: New Jersey lieutenant governor resigns after report finds harassment, ethics violations
Washington Post Politics
44m ago
Original: Takeaways from the Trump-Xi state visit: Pageantry and pandas
NPR Politics
49m ago
Original: For Trump and Xi, a warm farewell and unfinished business
Washington Post Politics
1h ago
Original: Government can use Social Security data to identify noncitizen voters, Supreme Court rules
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Review: The iPhone 18 Pro is Apple's coolest smartphone (but only literally)
Ars Technica
26m ago
Original: Anthropic to pay Akamai $11.6 billion over seven years in cloud deal
TechCrunch
47m ago
Original: AI was supposed to hit new grads hard. So far, unemployment data says otherwise.
Ars Technica
49m ago
Original: Mark Wahlberg is coming to TechCrunch Disrupt 2026, and he wants to talk about your work, not his
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Paramount/WBD merger conditions give the public "virtually nothing," judge is told
Ars Technica
1h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Idaho cold case may be tied to unsolved 1982 Tylenol murders, authorities say
The Guardian World
22m ago
Original: Pakistan PM calls Houthi threats to Saudi holy sites a ‘red line’
Al Jazeera
22m ago
Original: In latest blow to Obamacare, Trump is threatening the entire US health system
The Guardian World
26m ago
Original: How Israel’s ‘Blue Line’ team seizes Palestinian land in the West Bank
Al Jazeera
36m ago
Original: UN expands list of firms involved in illegal Israeli settlement activities
Al Jazeera
38m ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump’s ban on Canadian alcohol starts Tuesday, but these well-known brands will avoid it
MarketWatch
15m ago
Original: I’m 77, pay rent and live off Social Security, but I help homeless people. Why are so many people going hungry?
MarketWatch
30m ago
Original: IndyCar’s Josef Newgarden Experiences ‘Tennessee Pride’ At Bristol
Forbes Business
41m ago
Original: Slow Start, New Players, And Major Recoveries Among Challenges Pacers Ready To Face
Forbes Business
43m ago
Original: Microsoft’s stock has roared back to life and is now headed for its highest close of the year
MarketWatch
46m ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Ari Emanuel Details Hollywood Rise in New Memoir: Harvey Weinstein Feuds, Signing Martin Scorsese and a Tense Evening With Larry David and Elon Musk
Variety
10m ago
Original: Carrie-Anne Moss, Hudson Williams Are at the Center of Witchy ‘Yaga’ Trailer
Hollywood Reporter
14m ago
Original: Lance Oppenheim on ‘Primetime,’ ‘You Can See Everything’ and How Chris Hansen’s Reaction ‘Is Exactly What the Film Is About’
Variety
16m ago
Original: Alexander Ludwig on ‘Unabomber’ Movie, His ‘Hunger Games’ Death Scene and ‘White Lotus’ Season 4: ‘It’s F—ing Wild’
Variety
20m ago
Original: Bose’s Best Headphones Get Wrapped in Cashmere for Luxe Thom Browne Collab
Rolling Stone
22m ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Man City guilty of majority of 115 charges - 5 Live reaction
BBC Sport
12m ago
Original: WNBA playoff preview: How all eight teams could win the championship
ESPN
23m ago
Original: The bracket is set! See how it all happened
ESPN
23m ago
Original: British trio lose European finals but claim silvers
BBC Sport
24m ago
Original: Tennessee-Texas: The battle for UT, SEC orange and Manning loyalty
ESPN
27m ago