Original: Government can use Social Security data to identify noncitizen voters, Supreme Court rules
Washington Post Politics
5m ago
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Friday, September 25, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Jury in Trayon White Sr. bribery trial says it can’t reach verdict
Washington Post Politics
21m ago
Original: Bipartisan group of senators urge Trump to disinvite Putin from G-20
Washington Post Politics
30m ago
Original: Saudis have not ruled out developing nuclear weapons, U.S. intelligence assesses
Washington Post Politics
48m ago
Original: Pope Leo XIV affirms need for media to cover public figures when asked about Trump ban
PBS NewsHour Politics
1h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Phones don’t have lights
The Verge
17m ago
Original: The Aeropod automates soil aeration without robotics. See it at TechCrunch Disrupt.
TechCrunch
30m ago
Original: Some Supabase customers are publicly exposing reams of people’s data to the web
TechCrunch
31m ago
Original: Astra and Opus just passed Turing’s other test
TechCrunch
36m ago
Original: These camera apps give you more control over the iPhone 18 Pro’s aperture
The Verge
37m ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Dolly Parton Day declared in various cities and states across the US on 9/25
The Guardian World
6m ago
Original: US top court allows Trump to use controversial voter verification system
Al Jazeera
15m ago
Original: Lebanese in Brazil, Brazilian in Lebanon
Al Jazeera
16m ago
Original: Al Jazeera rejects Netanyahu’s attack on journalists in UN speech
Al Jazeera
26m ago
Original: Supreme Court allows Trump to use controversial database to check voter citizenship
BBC World
28m ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘We made a bad, bad decision’: I learned the hard way how to manage my aging father’s money
MarketWatch
15m ago
Original: I spend my time and money caring for my aging mother — yet she gave my brother $100,000. Should I pull back?
MarketWatch
30m ago
Original: This is why you might see 8% mortgage rates soon
MarketWatch
40m ago
Original: Choosing these AI-exposed college majors could dent your job prospects — and lower your pay
MarketWatch
49m ago
Original: ‘Unabomber’ Rotten Tomatoes Reviews Say Russell Crowe’s Ted Kaczynski Film Fizzles
Forbes Business
1h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: How ‘Never After Dark’ Dodges Horror Clichés: Shoot Well-Lit Scenes, Challenge Conventional Storytelling and ‘Pull the Rug Out From Under People’
Variety
0m ago
Original: Rainbow Kitten Surprise Rock New York City
Rolling Stone
4m ago
Original: Global Citizen Festival in New York Canceled Due to ‘Extreme Weather Forecast’
Rolling Stone
10m ago
Original: Endemol Shine North America CEO Sharon Levy Exits After Nearly a Decade
Variety
10m ago
Original: Global Citizen Festival 2026 Canceled Due to Extreme Weather Affecting New York City
Variety
14m ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Toyota is the favorite to win the NASCAR Cup Series title, but its drivers don't feel that pressure
ESPN
11m ago
Original: Why Mike LaFleur vs. Kyle Shanahan goes deeper than Cardinals vs. 49ers
ESPN
16m ago
Original: MLB playoff pressure rankings: Which World Series contenders must win now -- or else?
ESPN
25m ago
Original: MLB insiders predict the playoffs: Bold takes, dangerous teams and breakout stars
ESPN
25m ago
Original: Tennessee-Texas: The battle for UT, SEC orange and Manning loyalty
ESPN
25m ago