Original: New Jersey Gov. Sherrill calls on her lieutenant governor to resign
Washington Post Politics
1h ago
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Friday, September 25, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Who is attending the White House dinner for Chinese leader Xi Jinping?
Washington Post Politics
1h ago
Original: Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson criticizes Supreme Court’s use of emergency docket
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: Trump administration appeals to Supreme Court as 3rd-country deportations are thrown into question
PBS NewsHour Politics
3h ago
Original: AI, trade, Iran and Taiwan top agenda at Trump-Xi summit
PBS NewsHour Politics
5h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Here’s the Tesla Semi… again
The Verge
1h ago
Original: Microsoft is killing off the ‘Copilot Plus PC’ brand
The Verge
2h ago
Original: Meta employees ordered ‘attorney/client privilege’ hats while fighting child safety disclosures
The Verge
4h ago
Original: Qualcomm’s new ‘Elite’ sound chip might finally deliver the Wi-Fi earbud dream
The Verge
4h ago
Original: Waymo is scaling fast. Here’s what the fleet data shows.
TechCrunch
4h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Saudi Arabia intercepts wave of Houthi missiles as oil climbs to one-week high
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Australia news live: Angus Taylor accuses PM of ‘swanning around’ at UN instead of making fuel cheaper; NSW renters to benefit from new laws
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Contrasting treatment of Israel and Palestine on display at the UN
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: More than 100 arrested as New Yorkers protest Netanyahu’s UN visit
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: One Nation admits using party funds to build $56,000 shed on James Ashby’s private property
The Guardian World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: The All-American Rejects On Touring, Creating As Independent Artists
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Today’s Wordle #1924: Hints, Clues And Answer For Friday September 25
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: CNN And MS NOW Barred From White House State Dinner Despite Judge Lifting Ban
Forbes Business
4h ago
Original: Tech Moguls Worth Combined $2.4 Trillion On Trump-Xi Dinner Guest List: See Who’s Going
Forbes Business
4h ago
Original: My friend grosses $300,000 a year with her pet-sitting business. She pays herself $50,000. Should I do the same?
MarketWatch
4h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Hannah Einbinder Speaks Out After Being Arrested at Netanyahu Protest: ‘Let Us Not Mistake the Spectacle for the Story’
Variety
1h ago
Original: Aamir Khan to Receive Screen Icon Award as Singapore Film Festival Opens With Hur Jin-ho’s ‘The Assassin(s)’
Variety
2h ago
Original: David Ellison, Tech Titans and Fox News Hosts Attend White House State Dinner Honoring China’s President
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: The Horror Show Launches at Academy Museum: Costumes and Props From ‘Halloween,’ ‘Saw,’ ‘Poltergeist’ and More
Variety
2h ago
Original: Inside Variety’s Power of Women 2026 Gift Bag: Goop Skincare, Tarte Beauty, Voluspa Candles and More
Variety
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: White Sox clinch AL playoff berth after 324 losses over previous 3 seasons
ESPN
1h ago
Original: 49ers' Juszczyk baffled by NFL fine for imitating 'chugging a beer'
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Alford to retire after final season with Nevada
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Pelinka: LeBron's Lakers exit 'done amicably'
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Penguins' Kuzmenko taking leave after father killed by bear on fishing trip
ESPN
1h ago