Original: Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson criticizes Supreme Court’s use of emergency docket
Washington Post Politics
1h ago
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Friday, September 25, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: New Jersey Gov. Sherrill calls on her lieutenant governor to resign
Washington Post Politics
1h ago
Original: Trump administration appeals to Supreme Court as 3rd-country deportations are thrown into question
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Original: Who is attending the White House dinner for Chinese leader Xi Jinping?
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: AI, trade, Iran and Taiwan top agenda at Trump-Xi summit
PBS NewsHour Politics
4h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Microsoft is killing off the ‘Copilot Plus PC’ brand
The Verge
1h ago
Original: Meta employees ordered ‘attorney/client privilege’ hats while fighting child safety disclosures
The Verge
3h ago
Original: Qualcomm’s new ‘Elite’ sound chip might finally deliver the Wi-Fi earbud dream
The Verge
3h ago
Original: Waymo is scaling fast. Here’s what the fleet data shows.
TechCrunch
3h ago
Original: CDC opens state ordering for COVID-19 vaccines after unexplained delay
Ars Technica
4h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump’s state dinner for Xi Jinping will not be televised as White House continues to deny CNN full access – live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Australia news live: Angus Taylor accuses PM of ‘swanning around’ at UN instead of making fuel cheaper; NSW renters to benefit from new laws
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: New Jersey governor calls on lieutenant governor to resign after ethics investigation
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: The world’s two most powerful men just met. How did it go?
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Media outlets banned by Trump denied access to White House dinner despite judge's order
BBC World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Today’s Wordle #1924: Hints, Clues And Answer For Friday September 25
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: CNN And MS NOW Barred From White House State Dinner Despite Judge Lifting Ban
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: Tech Moguls Worth Combined $2.4 Trillion On Trump-Xi Dinner Guest List: See Who’s Going
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: My friend grosses $300,000 a year with her pet-sitting business. She pays herself $50,000. Should I do the same?
MarketWatch
3h ago
Original: 3 things Micron investors need to watch as the stakes get higher
MarketWatch
3h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: David Ellison, Tech Titans and Fox News Hosts Attend White House State Dinner Honoring China’s President
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: The Horror Show Launches at Academy Museum: Costumes and Props From ‘Halloween,’ ‘Saw,’ ‘Poltergeist’ and More
Variety
1h ago
Original: Inside Variety’s Power of Women 2026 Gift Bag: Goop Skincare, Tarte Beauty, Voluspa Candles and More
Variety
1h ago
Original: AI Robots Dance in the Rain as Pingyao Film Festival Turns 10, Honors Ann Hui
Variety
1h ago
Original: Inside the Hollywood Home Studio That’s Birthed Several Pop Hits
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Game Day Kickoff: Knee-jerk reactions and September lies; what does Week 4 have in store?
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Ranking the 0-2 NFL teams: Which still have playoff hope, and which could be in for long seasons?
ESPN
1h ago
Original: NBA Rank top 10 is here: SGA, Jokic or Wemby at No. 1?
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Cubs' Crow-Armstrong becomes 7th to join 40 HR-40 SB club
ESPN
3h ago
Original: 'I'm not asking for anybody's sympathy': It's a pivotal season for Lincoln Riley and USC
ESPN
3h ago