Original: California Supreme Court rules sheriff must return seized ballots
Washington Post Politics
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Thursday, September 24, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump courts Xi with pomp as China seeks greater global influence
Washington Post Politics
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Original: Trump called the MMR vaccine potentially lethal. His FDA pick says it’s safe.
Washington Post Politics
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Original: Melania Trump hosts China's first lady for an outing that is watched for diplomacy and style
ABC News Politics
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Original: Senate to vote on war powers resolution to halt military action in Iran as gas prices upend midterms
PBS NewsHour Politics
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Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Meet Feather, the startup building the ‘Android of robotics’ for developers
TechCrunch
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Original: Sadly, this $1,549 RTX 5070-equipped gaming PC is a very good deal
The Verge
1h ago
Original: Oracle sends force majeure notice on its New Mexico Stargate data center
TechCrunch
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Original: Jensen Huang talks about AI and climate change like a supervillain
The Verge
1h ago
Original: Meta is going to let you build games with AI right on your phone
The Verge
2h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: California sheriff ordered to return ballots he confiscated in voter ‘fraud’ inquiry
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: ICE has wasted tens of millions to carry out Trump’s mass detention agenda – report
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Journalists from CNN, Politico, and MS Now belatedly regain access to White House after judge ruling – live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Democrats demand answers after man dies in car crash during ICE traffic stop in Michigan
The Guardian World
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Original: Trump swoons over strongman soulmate Xi – are you feeling jealous, Vladimir?
The Guardian World
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Business ★ 5 stories
Original: I spend my time and money caring for my aging mother — yet she gave my brother $100,000. Should I pull back?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: 8% mortgage rates are ‘not an impossibility’ as the 30-year fixed rate surges
MarketWatch
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Original: It’s no secret that Social Security and Medicare are on the ropes. Here’s what to do instead of panicking.
MarketWatch
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Original: Social Security stopped our checks due to a hacked bank account. We’re relying on our church for help. What can we do?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Here are 3 alternatives for investors looking to dodge the bond-market beatdown
MarketWatch
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Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Are Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson Really ‘Brothers’?
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Judge Questions Legal Points of Paramount’s Settlement With States at Hearing, Says a Ruling Will Come in ‘Due Course’
Variety
1h ago
Original: Elon Musk Is in the Business of Selling Dreams in Trailer for New Doc
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: Women Are Dominating Country Music. Why Don’t Festival Lineups Reflect That?
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: Blondshell Wants to Cry Onstage
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: The compromises and power struggles that shaped Fury-Joshua
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Bowler Stevenson dies two months after Glasgow gold
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: 'The lads wanted me to stick one up him' - Wood relives fastest spells
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: England's Gay hits 141 as Durham start well at Lancs
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Premier League keen to resolve EFL funding stalemate
BBC Sport
2h ago