Original: Senate to vote on war powers resolution to halt military action in Iran as gas prices upend midterms
PBS NewsHour Politics
11m ago
Edition · 5:00 PM UTC
Thursday, September 24, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump officials end review of how arch could harm historic sites
Washington Post Politics
15m ago
Original: Trump called the MMR vaccine potentially lethal. His FDA pick says it’s safe.
Washington Post Politics
31m ago
Original: Trump-backed Nevada Republican exaggerated Bronze Star award in two campaigns
Washington Post Politics
39m ago
Original: Court dismisses Trump lawsuit against Iowa pollster, Des Moines Register
Washington Post Politics
48m ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: TechCrunch Founder Summit 2026: Everything you need to know
TechCrunch
14m ago
Original: 20 minutes with the CEO of ElevenLabs, now reportedly valued at $22B
TechCrunch
25m ago
Original: These smart glasses have been recalled for overheating temples causing burns
The Verge
31m ago
Original: Gemini can now call businesses for you so you don’t have to wait on hold
The Verge
56m ago
Original: Meet the next wave of VCs judging Startup Battlefield 200 at TechCrunch Disrupt 2026
TechCrunch
57m ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Media outlets still denied access to White House despite judge’s order
Al Jazeera
15m ago
Original: Journalists from CNN and MS Now belatedly regain access to White House after judge ruling – live
The Guardian World
16m ago
Original: White House restores access to media outlets banned by Trump after judge's order
BBC World
17m ago
Original: US citizen injured after ICE agents reportedly mistook him for fugitive
The Guardian World
19m ago
Original: Police arrest far-right activist Daniel Thomas after ‘dinghy slashed in Channel’
The Guardian World
23m ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: My husband and I are in our 50s and have no kids. We have $2 million in IRAs and 401(k)s. Do we really need a will?
MarketWatch
15m ago
Original: Oracle’s stock is falling as investors fear a data-center setback
MarketWatch
18m ago
Original: Do this one thing to help prevent your parents from being scammed
MarketWatch
24m ago
Original: Social Security overpaid my 82-year-old mother by $20,000. What else is hiding in her finances?
MarketWatch
30m ago
Original: These Gen Z-ers are choosing ETFs over sports bets. How younger investors told us they’re building wealth.
MarketWatch
33m ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: UTA Signs the Kansas City Chiefs’ Foolish Club Studios (Exclusive)
Hollywood Reporter
0m ago
Original: ‘Gabby’s Dollhouse’ Spinoff ‘Doozie’s Doghouse’ Set at Netflix (Exclusive)
Hollywood Reporter
0m ago
Original: Morphine Dust Off Archival Recordings, Add New Baritone Sax Parts for ‘Cocoon’
Rolling Stone
9m ago
Original: ‘Musk’ Trailer: Alex Gibney Dissects the Legacy of the World’s Richest Man in Sprawling Documentary
Variety
25m ago
Original: Viral Typo in Elizabeth Holmes Documentary Trailer That Baffled Fans Fixed By A24
Hollywood Reporter
28m ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Rice bests Boone's belief by slugging homers 40, 41
ESPN
2m ago
Original: Answering key questions for the Giants following Jaxson Dart's season-ending injury
ESPN
6m ago
Original: Real or not? We rated the sustainability of 32 NFL surprise trends and stats through Week 2
ESPN
6m ago
Original: MLB playoff tracker: Postseason odds, current bracket and who can clinch next
ESPN
10m ago
Original: MLB insiders predict the playoffs: Bold takes, dangerous teams and breakout stars
ESPN
10m ago