Original: Energy Department will spend nearly $2 billion to squeeze more electricity from the nation's aging power grid
PBS NewsHour Politics
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Edition · 4:00 PM UTC
Thursday, September 24, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump courts Xi with pomp as China seeks greater global influence
Washington Post Politics
1h ago
Original: Two pandas heading to Atlanta zoo, Xi Jinping announces
Washington Post Politics
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Original: Trump ad airing with government funding despite law against ‘propaganda’
Washington Post Politics
1h ago
Original: Texas voter-registration backlog could affect midterms
Washington Post Politics
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Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Google tests letting Gemini call businesses for you
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Reddit mod ordered to pay Nintendo $4.5 million in Switch piracy lawsuit
The Verge
1h ago
Original: Shield AI, Waabi, and General Motors on building AI when failure is not an option at TechCrunch Disrupt 2026
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: NASA chief concerned China may deny access to parts of South Pole
Ars Technica
2h ago
Original: You might not miss what Nikon removed from its cheaper full-frame Z5 IIC
The Verge
2h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: White House 'repeatedly violated' court order to restore press access, say media outlets
BBC World
1h ago
Original: At Trump meeting, Xi Jingping lays out terms to avoid US-China military conflict
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Ukrainians in UK fear cut to funds for Homes for Ukraine hosts could make them homeless
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Londoners get £3bn a year subsidy because structure of council tax biased against north, says thinktank – UK politics live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: News outlets banned from White House seek emergency hearing after being denied entry despite judge’s order – live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: As diesel prices surge, Tesla makes its big play for the trucking market
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Macklemore Launches 3-Stop 'Free Palestine' Tour After Ed Sheeran Controversy
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Business Schools Are Waking Up To Longevity. Women Lead The Way.
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: When Litigation—Not Making Actual Products—Is The Business Model
Forbes Business
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Original: Primark U.S. Boss On Why He’s Still Introducing The Brand 48 Stores In
Forbes Business
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Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Inside Dolly Parton’s Final Recording — a Duet with Bono on the New U2 Album
Rolling Stone
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Original: U2 Announce New Album, ‘Carnaval de Luz,’ Out Nov. 13
Rolling Stone
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Original: Macklemore Sets ‘Free Palestine’ Tour Now That His Schedule ‘Freed Up a Bit’
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: Charlie Brooker’s New Netflix Series Gets Title, ‘Blackmere,’ as Rory Kinnear Joins Cast and First-Look Photos Revealed
Variety
1h ago
Original: ‘Black Doves’ Season 2 Trailer: Keira Knightley Investigates Spy Murders With a New Team in Netflix Action Thriller
Variety
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Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Game Day Kickoff: Knee-jerk reactions and September lies; what does Week 4 have in store?
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Walsh settles for bronze with semi-final defeat
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: 'I'm not asking for anybody's sympathy': It's a pivotal season for Lincoln Riley and USC
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Leicestershire to appeal against 27-point penalty
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: The Playbook: Shadow Reports, lineup locks and projected scores for Week 3
ESPN
1h ago