Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 4:00 AM UTC

Wednesday, September 23, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Yankees Got Richer. Surprise.
Original: 10 Reasons Why Apollo’s $2.6 Billion Investment In The Yankees Is Significant
Forbes Business 18h ago
Entitlement's a Rich Man's Burden.
Original: ‘It doesn’t seem fair’: I’m retired and have plenty of money. Why can’t I qualify for a retail credit card?
MarketWatch 18h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories