Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 4:00 PM UTC

Monday, September 21, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Romance: A Six-Month Lease on Despair.
Original: I just started dating someone I really like, but he’s moving to Mexico for six months. Should I spend the money to visit him?
MarketWatch 22h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Awards for Existing.
Original: Taylor Swift to Receive Inaugural MTV VMA Artist Director Honors
Hollywood Reporter 22h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories