Original: Kamala Harris launches into the 2026 midterms as her 2028 decision looms
ABC News Politics
1h ago
Edition · 3:00 PM UTC
Monday, September 21, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: GOP lawmakers sound alarm on diesel fuel costs
Washington Post Politics
1h ago
Original: U.S. proposes AI incident alert system in talks with China
Washington Post Politics
1h ago
Original: Trump, Republicans launch ad blitz for midterms as races favor Democrats
Washington Post Politics
1h ago
Original: Trump's 'grand conspiracy' probe presses on with subpoenas after the lead prosecutor’s exit
ABC News Politics
2h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Google’s $899 Googlebook is a bet that you’ll buy a new laptop for Gemini
TechCrunch
21m ago
Original: From first users to billions: Google’s Robby Stein joins TechCrunch Disrupt 2026
TechCrunch
30m ago
Original: Here’s the iFixit Repairability Rating for the iPhone 18 Pro
Wired
45m ago
Original: Meet the next wave of VCs judging Startup Battlefield 200 at TechCrunch Disrupt 2026
TechCrunch
45m ago
Original: Can John Ternus find Apple’s next big thing?
The Verge
1h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Airlines criticise air traffic control as second glitch causes more disruption in UK
BBC World
4m ago
Original: How an economic squeeze is changing everyday life and work for Iranians
Al Jazeera
10m ago
Original: Pakistan jails sisters of Imran Khan before protest seeking his release
The Guardian World
12m ago
Original: Edward Colston’s remains likely to stay at Bristol church that could become community space
The Guardian World
16m ago
Original: Trump denies ‘assault’ on free press as three outlets plan to sue over White House ban – live
The Guardian World
21m ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: AI is a Pandora’s box that some CEOs seem wary of opening — at least with investors
MarketWatch
3m ago
Original: AT&T’s stock looks like the smartest bet in the wireless sector, analyst says
MarketWatch
21m ago
Original: My husband and I are in our 50s and have no kids. We have $2 million in IRAs and 401(k)s. Do we really need a will?
MarketWatch
30m ago
Original: ‘She says it’s just money’: My friend pays for everything. I should be grateful, but I can’t stand her anymore.
MarketWatch
40m ago
Original: All Roads Lead To Paris As Mbappé And Henry Hook Up With On Apparel
Forbes Business
50m ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Paramount Settles Antitrust Case With State A.G.’s, Removing Obstacle to Warner Bros. Deal
Variety
4m ago
Original: Susanna Hoffs Kept Notes on Her Rock Star Journey. She’s Ready to Tell the Story
Rolling Stone
32m ago
Original: Major TV Networks Suspend White House Pool Coverage of Trump in Protest of His CNN Ban
Variety
34m ago
Original: Movie Theater Advertising Giant Closes $275 Million Deal to Expand to Offices
Hollywood Reporter
48m ago
Original: Kit Harington Says Joining ‘Harry Potter’ Series Was a ‘Very Simple “Yes, Please!”’: ‘I’m a Bit of a Nerd for It’
Variety
49m ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Mourinho's ref rants overshadow Madrid derby defeat; can Arsenal shrug off heavy loss?
ESPN
9m ago
Original: Why this 3-week international break is the longest ever (and why that's a good thing)
ESPN
9m ago
Original: CFB top 25 betting lines: Texas favored at Tennessee; Oregon favored at USC
ESPN
28m ago
Original: Hawkins among five World Cup winners in England squad
BBC Sport
29m ago
Original: Transfer rumors, news: Arsenal eye versatile Dortmund forward
ESPN
42m ago