Original: Kamala Harris launches into the 2026 midterms as her 2028 decision looms
ABC News Politics
1h ago
Edition · 2:00 PM UTC
Monday, September 21, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: GOP lawmakers sound alarm on diesel fuel costs
Washington Post Politics
1h ago
Original: U.S. proposes AI incident alert system in talks with China
Washington Post Politics
1h ago
Original: Trump, Republicans launch ad blitz for midterms as races favor Democrats
Washington Post Politics
1h ago
Original: Trump's 'grand conspiracy' probe presses on with subpoenas after the lead prosecutor’s exit
ABC News Politics
2h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Corridor raises $25M seed to build a health benefits brokerage for SMBs
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: iPhone owners can now submit a claim in Apple’s $250 million Siri AI lawsuit
The Verge
1h ago
Original: Vivo’s X500 Pro Max has 17 stops of dynamic range and 4K240 slo-mo
The Verge
1h ago
Original: These are the first five Googlebook laptops
The Verge
1h ago
Original: Apple Mac mini review: The new M6 impresses, but the price hike is rough
Ars Technica
2h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Farage names new leader for Reform UK in Wales after predecessor arrested – UK politics live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Putin consolidates grip on Russia as 49 Ukraine war veterans elected to parliament
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Trump denies ‘assault’ on free press as three outlets plan to sue over White House ban – live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: US hunter charged after fatally shooting woman he mistook for a deer, police say
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: German chancellor clinging to power after another loss to far-right AfD
The Guardian World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Novo Nordisk’s stock tumbles as doubts persist about Ozempic maker’s goals for 2030
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Why one Warren Buffett–inspired fund manager is betting big on Chinese stocks
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Hasan Minhaj And Prashanth Venkataramanujam Were Burnt Out After ‘Patriot Act’ And Wrote A Teen Comedy
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: A Tariff Deal Could Turn U.S. LNG Into China's Strategic Option
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Record diesel prices are exposing pain points in the stock market and economy
MarketWatch
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Dolly Parton Day Declared in California, Nashville for September 25
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: Josephine Vaccarello Named President of MSG Entertainment
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Peter Krause’s ‘Line of Fire’ Is a Promising and Engaging NBC Procedural Drama: TV Review
Variety
1h ago
Original: Kit Harington Credits Harry Potter With Helping Him Through Sobriety Struggle
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: ‘Hot Ones’ Producer First We Feast Sets New Series ‘Hot Ones: Game Night’ Hosted by Joe Santagato (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Greg Wyshynski's cheat sheet: Top 10 players to take in every draft
ESPN
1h ago
Original: How is Scotland squad shaping up for Pocognoli debut?
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Best not to underestimate us - GB plan BJK Cup upset against all-star Czechs
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: How will clubs train during three-week international break?
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: The stat that could swing every NBA team's 2026-27 season
ESPN
1h ago