Original: Wisconsin lawmaker says he swam to safety after emergency plane landing
Washington Post Politics
57m ago
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Sunday, September 13, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Politics chat: Trump's $5,000 promise to voters, Vance invokes Charlie Kirk
NPR Politics
2h ago
Original: The Social Security trust fund is running out. Why is it not a top campaign issue?
NPR Politics
2h ago
Original: This candidate won a stunning upset. His life before that is even less likely.
Washington Post Politics
5h ago
Original: How a young woman became an ISIS bride — and then an informant, helping save others
NPR Politics
6h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Waymo pulls over, calls cops on riders with a ghost gun
The Verge
32m ago
Original: Fusion power startups find new partners in the defense world
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Your Mother Your Mother Your Mother will make you forget all about Marvel’s Blade disaster
The Verge
2h ago
Original: Your car is selling your data
The Verge
3h ago
Original: Apple’s new phones are here
The Verge
3h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: AI staff 'genuinely frightened' for humanity's future, ex-Anthropic researcher tells BBC
BBC World
7m ago
Original: Reform’s Robert Jenrick ‘very confident’ £72m donations are ‘perfectly legal’ – UK politics live
The Guardian World
13m ago
Original: Russian drone hits Kyiv-Warsaw passenger train near Polish border
The Guardian World
20m ago
Original: More than 2,000 Yemenis flee to Djibouti amid Houthi advances
Al Jazeera
22m ago
Original: US Open men’s singles final live: Alexander Zverev vs Ben Shelton
Al Jazeera
25m ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘We fear financial exploitation’: Who will manage our finances if my wife and I become incapacitated?
MarketWatch
30m ago
Original: WWE Money In The Bank 2026 Expected Match Card And Early Favorites
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: My 87-year-old mother wants to pay for my brother’s kids’ education. I don’t have children. How is that fair?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Corporate profit forecasts are topping expectations to an unusual degree. AI is a big reason why.
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Modern Monetary Theory Is A Failed Notion As Old As Money
Forbes Business
1h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Ali Asgari Doesn’t Believe in a Bright Future After Iran’s January Massacre – Just ‘A Bit of Light’
Variety
1m ago
Original: Tigres Del Norte, Mon Laferte, More to Perform on NPR’s El Tiny
Rolling Stone
18m ago
Original: Kaelen Ohm Talks Bringing Inner Extreme Skier to Film Roles: “I Want to Find the Steeper Hill to Go Down”
Hollywood Reporter
30m ago
Original: TIFF 2026: 20 International Titles to Track, From Feng-I Fiona Roan’s Shuhua Starrer to a Taxidermy Musical and a John Madden Parkinson’s Rom-Com
Variety
31m ago
Original: ‘Your Mother Your Mother Your Mother’ Review: Mahershala Ali Is a Marvel in a Gripping Crime Film With a Big, Aching Heart
Hollywood Reporter
32m ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Vikings' throwbacks, Bengals' orange top NFL Week 1 uniforms
ESPN
4m ago
Original: Boston College's 'Red Bandanna' Sept. 11 tribute uniforms lead best looks in CFB Week 2
ESPN
4m ago
Original: A fan as an offensive coordinator? How the Group of 6 is staying relevant in 2026
ESPN
5m ago
Original: There's a lot on the line in Mike McDaniel and Jim Harbaugh's relationship
ESPN
5m ago
Original: Graziano: All signs -- and Mayfield's new contract -- point to next year's QB market exploding
ESPN
5m ago