Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 2:00 PM UTC

Sunday, September 13, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Retirement? LOL.
Original: The Social Security trust fund is running out. Why is it not a top campaign issue?
NPR Politics 2h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Legal? Sure, if you squint real hard.
Original: Reform’s Robert Jenrick ‘very confident’ £72m donations are ‘perfectly legal’ – UK politics live
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Grief is a Tax Write-Off Now?
Original: I want to pay for every customer at my late husband’s favorite restaurant on his birthday. Could this backfire?
MarketWatch 1h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Authenticity? Just Call It Story Time.
Original: ‘How We Stand’ Director on Recasting 1950s American Indians Relocation Legacy: “It’s Such an Epic Story”
Hollywood Reporter 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories