Original: Ethics watchdogs await RFK Jr.'s financial report
NPR Politics
5h ago
Edition · 5:00 AM UTC
Saturday, September 12, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Officials in Nashville unite across the aisle over renaming airport after Dolly Parton
PBS NewsHour Politics
5h ago
Original: Federal court rejects Trump administration order keeping Michigan coal plant open
PBS NewsHour Politics
6h ago
Original: Americans remember the lives lost in the 9/11 attacks 25 years ago
PBS NewsHour Politics
7h ago
Original: Iran-backed Houthis seize island at entrance to Red Sea, threatening Saudi oil exports
PBS NewsHour Politics
7h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Some satellite companies still have an appetite for boutique launch services
Ars Technica
6h ago
Original: Mecka AI nears $500M valuation in Sequoia-led deal amid rush for robot training data
TechCrunch
7h ago
Original: Random rewards enrich classic game-theory insights
Ars Technica
8h ago
Original: Khosla Ventures is opening a New York office this fall — its first outpost outside Sand Hill Road
TechCrunch
8h ago
Original: Bouncy castle launches horrifying MRSA outbreak, striking 48 kids in Ireland
Ars Technica
8h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘The family paid the price’: India’s deadly online gambling crisis
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Iran’s Houthi allies capture strategic island on vital oil shipping route
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Alleged drone operator charged with murder after mistaken identity shooting in Sydney
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: China’s Xi heads to India for BRICS summit overshadowed by wars
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Nearly 50,000 Yemeni civilians flee as Houthis advance along Red Sea coast
The Guardian World
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Ben Shelton Serves His Way Into 1st Major Final, Looks To Break 23-Year American Drought
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: Gold House's One House Toast Celebration Honors API Emmy Nominees
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: WWE SmackDown Results, Winners And Grades As Sami Zayn Beats CM Punk In Mexico City
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: ‘Practical Magic 2’ Eyes $30 Million Opening To Take Down ‘Spider-Man’
Forbes Business
4h ago
Original: Today’s Wordle #1911: Hints, Clues And Answer For Saturday September 12
Forbes Business
5h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Paramount Argues States’ Antitrust Suit Will ‘Collapse Under Scrutiny’
Variety
1h ago
Original: Jimmy Kimmel’s Pulled TV Interview With James Talarico Hits 5 Million Views in 24 Hours on YouTube
Variety
2h ago
Original: ‘The Julia Set’ Review: Chase Infiniti Confirms Her Movie-Star Mettle in Niki Byrne’s Riveting Math-Geek Bad Romance
Variety
3h ago
Original: Sorry, Caleb Hearon Is Not Your Clown in ‘Trash Mountain’ Grief Dramedy
Hollywood Reporter
3h ago
Original: Courteney Cox Says She Decided to Direct ‘Evil Genius’ After Chance Encounter at the Beverly Hills Hotel: “I Made a Lot of Deals There”
Hollywood Reporter
3h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Shelton wins all-American duel vs. Tiafoe, faces Zverev for US Open title
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Rays 1st into playoffs after Caminero's walk-off HR
ESPN
1h ago
Original: MLB-best Brewers clinch playoff berth after 20-0 rout
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Jeter reunites with 9/11 victim's daughter as Yanks pay tribute in ceremony
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Sources: Bears, Swift agree to $33.75M extension
ESPN
1h ago