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Edition · 9:00 PM UTC

Friday, September 11, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

World Peace Can Wait.
Original: Trump heads to Ireland to watch some golf at his club and conduct some diplomacy
NPR Politics 2h ago
Oops, We Forgot to Tell You.
Original: CIA releases dozens of presidential daily briefs on bin Laden and al-Qaida before Sept. 11
PBS NewsHour Politics 3h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories