Original: Trump makes case for Iran war, promises $5,000 payouts if GOP wins midterms
Washington Post Politics
3h ago
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Thursday, September 10, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: WATCH: Trump promises $5,000 'dividend' for Americans if GOP wins midterms
PBS NewsHour Politics
4h ago
Original: Fetterman, already at odds with his party, makes surprise video for GOP convention
NPR Politics
6h ago
Original: Fetterman appears by video at GOP convention and says he will work with Trump
Washington Post Politics
7h ago
Original: Sen. Fetterman speaks at a GOP midterm convention, fueling party-switch fears
ABC News Politics
7h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump offers every American $5,000 If Republicans Win The Midterms
Wired
1h ago
Original: Norton Coupon Codes: Up to 58% Off
Wired
3h ago
Original: Govee Discount Codes and Deals: 30% Off
Wired
3h ago
Original: NZXT Discount Codes: 50% Off in September 2026
Wired
3h ago
Original: AI research startup Listen Labs scrubbed a $1.5B funding round for Salesforce talks
TechCrunch
8h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump pledges $5,000 to every adult American if Republicans win November elections
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Australia politics live: RSL says One Nation’s Hastie ‘slur’ was an ‘attack on every veteran’s service’; Victoria’s historic work from home laws stall
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: John Lewis losses widen to £124m as shopper confidence dips
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Five dead and 86 missing as 'heartbreaking' fire breaks out on Philippines ferry
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Jacqui Lambie calls Pauline Hanson an ‘angry little woman’ after One Nation cartoon calling Andrew Hastie a traitor
The Guardian World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Houston Astros’ Slugger Yordan Alvarez Aims For Elusive Triple Crown
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Twenty Thousand Breaths A Day: How The Environment Shapes The Health Within Us
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: ‘Lifelong Democrat’ Fetterman Insists He’s Not Switching Parties After GOP Convention Appearance
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Trump Promises $5,000 ‘Dividend’ For Every Adult Citizen If Republicans Win Midterms
Forbes Business
4h ago
Original: Trump promises $5,000 checks if Republicans win the midterms. He also teased tariff and ‘DOGE’ dividends last year that never came.
MarketWatch
5h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Yehuda Levi to Star in Cross-Border Action Thriller ‘The Escape’ For Keshet International (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
1h ago
Original: Yami Gautam Dhar’s Amazon MGM Studios, Colour Yellow Film ‘Nayyi Navelli’ Unveils October Release Teaser (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
1h ago
Original: Underwater Life Breaks New Comedy Grounds in ‘Submarine Jim,’ Xilam’s latest Animated IP
Variety
1h ago
Original: Magic Meets Mystery-Solving Trio in Mediawan’s Latest Hit, ‘Witch Detectives’
Variety
1h ago
Original: Mercedes Ron Discusses Prime Video’s New YA Romantic Thriller ‘Drawn Together’ and What’s Next for Her
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Why is there an NFL game in Australia?
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Weekly sports quiz: Why is the WSL investigating Palace?
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Benn 'dragged down to pits of hell' by weight cut
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Flex your football brain with our daily quizzes
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: GB's Salisbury & Ram beat champions to reach final
BBC Sport
2h ago